Walrus

Just saw this picture on the site, which reminded me...

Javin' A guero

Don't mean to offend, but is there a point to these random babelfish translated articles?

Spearing and Gattuso are really bad shouts, but I reckon Mascherano is more replacable than Xabi.

We should sign Pele.

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First time I heard about him he was bleating on about "Sir Alex" this and "Sir Alex" that. Second time, ditto. Third time, again the same thing. Hence I thought he's a grade A c***. Now I hear he's been slagging Owen off, I'm starting to warm to him just a little bit.

New Zealand are garbage. I reckon our U-19's would beat them

Think I'll go for Itandje 30 myself.

December 6.

Good.

Ibrahimovic is the complete opposite of Drogba. Zlatan is incredibly skillful for a start but perhaps lacks bottle in certain pressure situations, whereas Drogba seems very gangly and isn't the best dribbler but always gives 100% effort and knows how to use his exceptional physique (including the horrendous dives). Both are probably in the top 10 strikers in the world at the moment imo.

Hope so, for his sake. Nice mates he's got anway, if those are indeed from his stag do. Bet they made him dive any time he went within 2 feet from someone else as well.

If dirty old whiskey nose really wants Torres, I think this should be reported to the relevant authorities. Isn't there a law in the UK for sexual harrasment or something similar, which would apply here?

500 pages of assessing Everton's signings from last summer and bickering on about bloody EU law. f*** me, where's Icelandic Red gone? IR take me with you, wherever you are!!!

Why?

Aggermania could do Liverpool?

Favourite player: John Terry Favourite actor: Bruce Willis, Pamela Anderson

Followed by Leeds at home?

Err, the statement was reactive and not proactive, surely?

You'd never think he's ten years old, listening to what he says.

Seriously GWistooshort, what's your deal? You must be out of work at the very least?

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