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Any news on Paul Konchesky, Englands number 1 left back yet? Hodgson will hold a news conference to explain his first England squad at 14:00 BST on Wednesday. It will be streamed live on the BBC Sport website and shown on the BBC News Channel. Starts at 14:00 but f*** knows how long he will waffle on for. I reckon first response to a 'Hello Roy' will take him about 2 min 24 seconds.

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Defo want one without sponsors on it if possible.

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How f***ing much did he get for his f***ing testimonial!?!?!?!!?!?!?

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RIFFS!? YEAH! Can U dig it... Didin't think I would liek the collars, but you know what, I do, that looks a great kit, way better than I thought it would when Warrior were first announced.

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Aye, agree with all of them... Anyone would think football had no consistancy...

f***ing annoys the hell out of me that foul throw s***. In amature and kids football they get blown up for it all the time, but rarely in pro. Gary Neville never ever bloody ever never took a proper throw in. c***.

Auto correct on phone thinks you a Turkic and Mongolian ruler, sorry. And by the way, that red is too easy to drink, ta!

I said to Khanee on Tuesday that there isn't much more of a beautifull sight than when he is running at people with the ball at his feet in full flow, nutmeging them and skipping past them. It looks great on the telly, but even better in life, his feet are so quick and all over the place and defenders just go to pieces, panic stations, lining up to take there turn. And then he knocked it in off Essien

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Yeah, i'm sure I heard or read somewhere that he would be happy as a bit part player for us, but after a scout around the web, there seemed to be quite the opposite. Him and his mrs must have some stamina though, having that many kids under, what? 6 or 7?

forget it, not fair.

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I'd keep Kuyt, would be happy to be a bit part player, loves life in Liverpool as does his family, obviously loves the club and would be great as a coach, especially with the younger lads with his attitude and temperament.