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He is seriously unarsed now. If they announce something like that, he will show up off his t*** and turn the touchline into a silent disco.

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Yeah but we weren’t thinking that when he was slamming the ball in the net in the first few weeks and looked like a team playing striker who wanted to keep his place in the eleven. He looks like he’s being sent down a mineshaft now for a twelve hour shift.

It’s going to be the best World Cup ever and you’ll be shot in the face if you don’t enjoy it.

Pétanque is more our game, lobbing the b*****d miles through the air Our Joey

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France is on Iran’s side now so perhaps we should refuse on grounds of I don’t know conscientious objection or challenge them to a series of duels at dawn instead.

“Lads, this isn’t Liverpool”

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He would Lallana the f*** out of him and we would see those brilliant passes again from august and september that will reappear in the WC Lallana was very much in the same boat, neither here or there positionally and everyone imposing themselves on him. Wirtz after half an hour is nonexistent. We all saw him on the first ten minutes when he got one or two shots off and thought ‘he could make this game his’. What did City do to him? Nothing that I could see.

Where their striker had a broken arm.

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TIIIIIIIINA

But what happens if he doesn’t touch the ball at all which is what is happening so often that he gets taken off with the team four goals down in a cup tie? Does that count too? If any of this was true we would all be going mad that someone who creates so many chances was taken off. No one complained. We had loads of possession. He was on the bench. Super key pass boy could have got us back into it with his constant setting up of great chances.

Looks performative as we all know there was hardly anyone there. What? You want the 300 still there scattered round to do a Mexican fist pump for you?

Brilliant day this.

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He’s not scoring goals in training. You can tell he’s not used to it anymore. He’s doing a flick in a rondo and getting “woah! skills! brilliant! Alright that’ll do for today boys, you won’t last past the hour but that’s fine”