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He will be working hard at correcting things, preparing, taking with his coaches about what should be said to certain players. Hugo. Improve your xG. Bye. Florian. Er…We’ll have a chat at some point next season. Mo. Just f*** off if you’re not making one and scoring one in each half. I didn’t leave Holland for three days a week for this you Egyptian gobs***e. Cody. Well played again. Federico. Rio. See Federico.

On Salah wages too.

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Yeah 49 of those are tapping it back to Gakpo cos he’s scared and Gakpo cutting inside for a blammo absolute b******s Where does he rate in Europe for not getting a touch of the ball at all in an entire half? Cos he smashed that yesterday after twenty minutes. No one in any league on any continent touched it fewer times than he did in the second half. No one.

This is such bulls***

Everyone was wrong when they said it was the hardest job in the world to follow Klopp. It was actually fantastically easy. Didn’t even need to buy one player. Just get it to Mo and watch them go. He was the luckiest f***er we have ever seen and it went to his rubbery head. Thought he could do hardly any work at all including bringing new internationals in because he won’t work with uncapped players and he told them do the Klopp formation. False 9s. Er give it to Salah. Er…look just the Klopp formation ok? I have to get away because of the traffic around the Trafford Centre. No wonder he’s always pissed off at the supporters. We are ruining his cushy number.

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And that came about cos he had played there for Ajax. Wasn’t as mad an idea as was made out.

We will concede 20

He would have been better off going to Wolves first. He’d have got them mid table and everyone would be after him.

With half an hour to go. in a f***ing cup tie I really can’t think of a heavier cup defeat since Ajax did us 5-1 in the fog The 3-6 against arsenal was better than that by miles

I wonder if he’s like this when he goes back and forth to Ibiza? Hey lad. This pill. It’s chalk. Ah yah it’sh been like thish all sheashon. Giz me score back. There’s no MDMA in that. Ah yah there ish no MDMA anymore. Everyone ish eating the chalk yah for twenty gildersh. Exshept ish only available on the shtreetsh of Parish.

If it’s too subtle for you that’s alright but it deffo is what it is.

Destroy him.

Just needs a year of going backwards and forwards over cobbles to settle into this country I think we already did collapse against spurs I wouldn’t expect us to win more than six points now. In fact six sounds like a lot.

He should be saying that’s what we need to do but nah it’s an explanation instead for why we lost four nil. Cos they kept scoring and we didn’t. We f***ing know this!

Look at who we beat though. Wolves at the second attempt in the game they cared least about. Galatasary after losing to them as well. It’s pathetic. A seven game streak of s***e. Oh come on Tommy lad. Behave yerself. It’s a cry for help if nothing else

He’s saying every time they throw a punch it breaks our nose but when we throw one they seem to duck.

I’m serious when I say if it’s the tactic at kick off then why not the rest of the game? Why aren’t we continuously forcing the opposing team to play out from their corner flag if it’s something we reckon we are good at - which we aren’t, we never win it off them in that scenario but anyway… If that’s your game, to force a defensive mistake in the first ten seconds when they throw it stupidly directly to your striker, cos that must be the idea, then why not stick to it? Big throw Joe as well. On the left. Big build up. Headed clear. Every time. Every single time. Half arsed slaphead nonsense.

How the f*** can you complain ‘oh every single chance it’s a goal’ when they rattle in four in twenty minutes and have all the possession throughout that period and then sit back? You’ve been beaten up d****ead.

And he does for Germany right now. He will dazzle everyone in the WC for certain. He has been told that his first season will be a write off and just go and get to know the grounds we play on and have a look around. ‘Every time they score they get given a goal and for some reason all season has been like this’

We didn’t touch the ball after the penalty - did we kick it out for a throw in after each goal? -, and he’s stood there saying yes boys 1-0 at half time will be tasty.

Arne Slot on why the players aren’t doing the basics of football (tracking runners, not blocking crosses, etc etc) “What’s my answer? That I don’t agree with what you are saying. But in moments you are completely right so if you tell me 15 runs Man City are making, and 15 times my players don’t run, I disagree with you, but if you said simply look at the goals, then I see runs that are not being followed, I see crosses not being blocked, I see duels not being won, then you are completely right. But that’s not the whole story of the game but every single time we forget to block a cross we forget to defend in front of goal, we forget, we forget to follow our runner, every single time it’s a goal. “I don’t think they had a chance after the 1-0 till the scored the 2-0. I completely agree with you - the way we concede a goal, I see the same patterns but that’s not the pattern of the whole 90 mins but that’s the pattern of how we concede a goal. You sometimes lack of needs to understand that if you are 1-0 down near at half time you have to everything to go 1-0 down at half time.”

I can’t believe Wirtz has been used so amateurishly is what it is. And it is amateur. A Sunday league gaffer would say ‘just go and find some space somewhere that you enjoy playing and I won’t say a word’ An average city side took a while to get going, were gifted a pen and pissed it four nil. We were their Galatasary