One of reasons I've never been back is because it's always referred to as the holiday with 'that' girlfriend by my wife who I got together with in 90. To be fair we have almost a few times but definitely need to.
I went on a wine tasting trip and was the only one who thought to ask for another caraf when our table finished ours, everyone else was too embarrassed to drink it so I was hammered.
all the guys outside ice cream shops would shout Manchester United to get my attention, they did not get my custom tho.