Cacofonix the Bard

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From the sounds of things, Emile wrote his own wikipedia entry Many people, including Pele, believe that Emile is one of the world's great targetman for long balls and throughout his career he has proved this, with endless head downs to his strike partners. It has been acknowledged by many that Emile is considered to be a cross between Jan Koller and Gerd Müller.

I found it on Limewire mate.

I was about to point out that it was written by Rolf Harris. I'm glad I didn't, that could have been quite embarrassing.

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I definitely remember that performance. He played out of his f***ing skin. Even Tommy Smith mentioned it in his column.

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Predictably, they're a lot better when they're written in later life. Not least because stories of old pros and their struggles to make ends meet, and also to establish themselves after football, make much more stimulating reading than what the current lot have to offer. Michael Owen's one is the most boring book I have ever read.

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I follow South Melbourne FC home and away and if I hadn't caught the Liverpool bug in early life I'd support them exclusively.

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