Favourite non liverpool chants

[sutty]

RP will like this one...

 

He's only a poor little cockney

He's dressed in all claret and blue

And one day this season

For no facking reason

He's gonna kick fack out of you...

 

I like that one for some reason.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

who are ya?

Champion's League, you're 'avin a laff'

[ManxRed]

I've mentioned this before but Palace sing this at Brighton games:

 

(to the tune of bread of heaven):

We can see you

We can see you

We can see you holding hands....

Weeeee can see you holding hands.

 

[crisps]

This is why we're champions

Edited February 2, 2006 by mikeyj

[Barnesy_10]

'you're just a fat Eddie Murphy, Fat Eddie Murphyyyyyyyy'

 

Sunderland fans to JFH

[sutty]

I like arsenal's

 

"I would rather be a scouser than a man" response to the glams singing "if you all hate scousers clap your hands"

[cymrococh]

They're dirty and they're smelly

They come from near Lochgelly

They huvnae got a telly

The Cowden family

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We hate the boys in royal blue

We hate the boys in hoops of green

We are the Partick Thistle boys

So f*ck the pope and f*ck the queen

 

Apologies to Andy for the second one.

[MarkD]

Does your boyfriend know you're here? To Brighton

 

Your coat's from Matalan,

Your coat's from Matalan, (Spurs to Mourinho)

 

He's bald,

He's sh*t,

He gets a game when no-one's fit,

Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

[Gilps]

There's only two Andy Gorams

[cymrococh]

Gloucester City Fans:

Under the patio, down Cromwell Street

Under the patio, down Cromwell Street

Under a blanket with my daughter is where I'll be

 

Newport County fans towards Gloucester fans:

We shag sheep but you kill kids doodah doodah

[boohog]

My brother's in Borstal,

My sister sucks c0cks,

My mother's a wh0re down at Battersea Docks,

My uncle's a r@pist,

My auntie's a sl@g,

and the Yorkshire Ripper's my dad,

LEEEEEEEDS.

[Guest Pedro]

"So are we, So are we, So are we"

 

Sunderland replying to the Newcastle fans chanting "Going Down" at them

 

[floyd]

Arsenal fans to Chelsea fans

" Where were you when you were sh*t!"

Edited February 2, 2006 by floyd

[boohog]

Southend fans in most games:

 

'We're sh*t but we're beating you'

[Coyler]

"So are we, So are we, So are we"

 

Sunderland replying to the Newcastle fans chanting "Going Down" at them

Love that one.

[Dalglish]

The one the czech fans sing while jumping in sync with the words.

 

I don't know the lyrics but it ends with something like "hoop, hoop, hoop".

 

In Austria most chants are s***. It's only about, abuse, abuse. Hence I don't go to footie matches very often as the atmosphere is filled with hate. No good feelings there.

 

But there's also a funny one: "Schiri, wir wissen wo dein Auto steht"

(It means: Referee, we know where you parked your car...)

[Coyler]

But there's also a funny one: "Schiri, wir wissen wo dein Auto steht"

(It means: Referee, we know where you parked your car...)

Hahaha. From Hill 16 to the Arnie Schwarzie stadium, every scummer's favourite.

[Ombudsam]

I've mentioned this before but Palace sing this at Brighton games:

 

(to the tune of bread of heaven):

We can see you

We can see you

We can see you holding hands....

Weeeee can see you holding hands.

 

 

Isn't that whole "Brighton are gay" thing very tired now. They must hear that every game

[cymrococh]

Isn't that whole "Brighton are gay" thing very tired now. They must hear that every game

Football fans in repetition of tired old cliches SHOCKER!

[L19red]

i liked the nowrich city chant when they played chelsea

 

we've got a super cook

You've got a russian crook.

[Gilps]

Speaking of Norwich, on the night Delia did her drunken "Let's be 'aving you" nonsense, Man City came out with: "You've been told off by your Mum" to the old Bread of Heaven tune.

[slapnuts]

Pompey

 

"harry and Jim" x infinity

 

[Guest Ant]

We take the piss out of that play up pompey tune

[R A Softlad]

I like arsenal's

 

"I would rather be a scouser than a man"

 

Something you wanna tell us Sutty?

 

I liked the West Ham one of a few years back when they were at the Stadium of Light - "You're just a small town in Scotland".

Edited February 2, 2006 by R A Softlad

[cochyn]

Reading fans singing about a certain TV 'twitcher' who watches them:

 

(To the tune of Madonna's 'Erotic'):

 

Bill Oddie,

Bill Oddie

Rub your beard all over my body.