Liverpool should no longer hold press conferences

[Gambit]

Until this s***storm blows over I think we should no longer entertain the press. They have been slaughtering us and are desperate to portray us a racist club. Even the Daily f***ing Mail is running a front page condemning us about it - the same 'paper that has the most racist readership in the country.

We should do all our media work with the LFC TV channel and that's it.

[Falconhoof]

we should start our own currency and play behind closed doors with the curtains drawn

[Epic Swindle]

I'd like our own runway.

[Falconhoof]

we should abandon Melwood and train crouching down behind the bushes so nobody sees us.

[stressederic]

we should abandon Melwood and train crouching down behind the bushes so nobody sees us.

 

Best hire Collymore as a consultant then. I'm sure he'll know some good places to "train".

[Earl Hafler]

We should begin building our own heavy water reactor and nuclear missle program. Appoint Carralegend as President

[D.Boon]

Start stockpiling tuna like the Japanese.*

 

* This is in no way intended as a racial slur on the Japanese and simply a reflection of the fragility of fish stocks worldwide.

Edited January 7, 2012 by D.Boon

[RBM]

Maybe we should have a floating stadium that could sail to Ireland for our home games

[Murphman]

I think this geezer is a manc.

[smithdown]

We should all start to talk like dolphins

[Ombudsam]

We should send one letter to Obama and another to Merkel and Sarkozy and see which let's us join first.

[Molby]

I'd like us to look at the idea of existing in a different dimension

[Falconhoof]

I like all the suggestions in this thread so far. If we are forced by the authorities to play in this dimension in this space time continuum and with normal human genetics under the laws of physics then we'll have to make a fist of it. I propose we should build the best team in Europe and take everything by storm. The football and the trail of sides taken apart in our path will write their own headlines.

[smithdown]

"I reckon we could make it...I've got a PLAN!" Edited January 7, 2012 by smithdown

[Gambit]

Think some of these suggestions are a bit unrealistic, my suggestion of banning the press is practical and in our interest.

[Falconhoof]

We should kidnap all of the press and take them on days out to the library. They know that If they alert anyone to what's going on we execute their loved ones, everyone keeps calm and no one gets hurt.

[aka Dus]

I think we should force all journalists to walk around with a clearly distinguishable mark, so that we know who they are. Like maybe they have to wear a hat and have a small card saying 'press' stuck in the hatband. Then we can think about what to do with them.

[smithdown]

We should ask ourselves: what would Hitler do?

[Nathan Explosion]

We should hold a bring and buy sale.

[Epic Swindle]

We should hold Ollie Holtathons to raise awareness for the long term psychological effects of twitter.

[RP]

Think some of these suggestions are a bit unrealistic, my suggestion of banning the press is practical and in our interest.

 

 

I've tried but I just can't think of a polite way to say it ... f*** off.

[Billy Dane]

I think we should take all the journalists away to Butlins for a murder mystery weekend and announce from now on we will only be speaking Egyptian.

[Earl Hafler]

I think we should take all the journalists away to Butlins for a D.I.Y murder mystery weekend

 

Now it's interesting