Spoony

[Ripley]

Can anybody explain Spoony?

[Jarg Armani]

allo spoony, nar i wasn't at the game...

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Can anybody explain Spoony?

 

yes.

 

the horrible 'matey' culture of popular BBC radio; plus an idea that anyone who says they like football must be able to present programmes about it.

 

see also Mark Chapman and Colin Murray.

[stressederic]

There is no Spoon(y)

[Ripley]

allo spoony, nar i wasn't at the game...

That should really be, "allo Spoony, how are ya mate, nar I wasn't at the game."

Edited October 26, 2009 by Ripley

[Knox_Harrington]

Why does everyone want to know how Spoony is?

[Ripley]

Why does everyone want to know how Spoony is?

I need to know this too.

 

At least Alan Green a couple of shows ago kicked off with announcing that he was well to head off all enquiries about the state of his health.

[Knox_Harrington]

Half tempted to ring up:

 

- How are you Spoony?

- Great mate, you wanted to talk about -

- No, Spoony, I mean, how are you? In yourself?

[MarkD]

Ring him and ask him how the rest of the family in the cutlery drawer are? Confuse the f*****!!!

[smithdown]

Half tempted to ring up:

 

- How are you Spoony?

- Great mate, you wanted to talk about -

- No, Spoony, I mean, how are you? In yourself?

 

Class.

 

- our next caller is smithdown, from Smithdown. What's on your mind mate?

- hello Spoony. I heard the previous callers and wanted to say how pleased I was to hear you are doing alright and that. Is it really true?

- yeah I'm great thanks

- yers!

[sutty]

Half tempted to ring up:

 

- How are you Spoony?

- Great mate, you wanted to talk about -

- No, Spoony, I mean, how are you? In yourself?

 

I hate him

[sutty]

He did 606 for the Bennett Mascherano game

 

Calls himself a liverpool fan

 

He's a f***ing cockney prick is what he is

[Ripley]

I hate him

Why waste hate on a man whose health is a matter of such public concern?

 

List your spoonyisms here.

 

"Benayoun replaced er, forget his name, Spanish, long hair . . ."[voice trails away]

[D.Boon]

I was beginning to wonder whether Colin Murray presented every single football show on 5 live?

 

The large Italian/American fella seems OK though.

[sutty]

Why waste hate on a man whose health is a matter of such public concern?

 

List your spoonyisms here.

 

"Benayoun replaced er, forget his name, Spanish, long hair . . ."[voice trails away]

 

If he didn't claim to be a liverpool fan I'd be ok.

 

Last nights "well yeah, he may have left the club and joined united but liverpool fans really should remember the 1999 FA cup final"

 

Why should we you utter bellend? Red my f***ing hole.

[Knox_Harrington]

If he didn't claim to be a liverpool fan I'd be ok.

 

Last nights "well yeah, he may have left the club and joined united but liverpool fans really should remember the 1999 FA cup final"

 

Why should we you utter bellend? Red my f***ing hole.

Sutty

He likes

The Footy.

[sutty]

Sutty

He likes

The Footy.

He doesn't

 

He just says he does because it's cool to say you do

 

He's just like f***ing Lovejoy.

 

I'd like to use one to beat the other to death

[Ripley]

If he didn't claim to be a liverpool fan I'd be ok.

 

Last nights "well yeah, he may have left the club and joined united but liverpool fans really should remember the 1999 FA cup final"

 

Why should we you utter bellend? Red my f***ing hole.

I gave up once I knew he was OK. Did he really say 1999?

[Knox_Harrington]

He doesn't

 

He just says he does because it's cool to say you do

 

He's just like f***ing Lovejoy.

 

I'd like to use one to beat the other to death

He does. He likes a bit of footy on a Sunday. Not that bothered who's playing but he always keeps an eye out for Liverpool's results. Torres - Legend. Loves to watch Arsene's boys in full flow. Cesc - Legend.

[MarkD]

He does. He likes a bit of footy on a Sunday. Not that bothered who's playing but he always keeps an eye out for Liverpool's results. Torres - Legend. Loves to watch Arsene's boys in full flow. Cesc - Legend.

 

Loves a bit of World Cup footy especially - all those foreign players (your Messis and others). Brilliant. Few mates round.

 

Loves a bit of the Euro Championship too - all those foreign players (your Messis and others). Brilliant. Few mates round.

[sutty]

I gave up once I knew he was OK. Did he really say 1999?

 

Yes.

 

t***.

[Sion]

Loves a bit of World Cup footy especially - all those foreign players (your Messis and others). Brilliant. Few mates round.

 

Loves a bit of the Euro Championship too - all those foreign players (your Messis and others). Brilliant. Few mates round.

 

has a set group of phrases to talk to diehard fans, including;

 

'Liverpool are crap without Gerrard and Torres'

'Gerrard and Lampard just can't play together can they?'

'Can't see anyone beating Barcelona'

[Des]

He looks really f***ing thick as well.

 

[sutty]

At the end of 606 he invited us to "read more of my thoughts on my blog"

 

I think I'll give it a miss.

[stressederic]

Thoughts? Read?