modern day footy put down chants

[growler]

thought we should consider (with tongue firmly in cheek) some new age put down chants:

 

1. You only play on Saturday 3 o clock

 

2. you're so crap even your manager's english

 

3. You don't need a commercial manager

[Cobs]

4. You'll never make the FTSE

[Fastardo]

thought we should consider (with tongue firmly in cheek) some new age put down chants:

 

1. You only play on Saturday 3 o clock

 

2. you're so crap even your manager's english

 

3. You don't need a commercial manager

 

5. You're the subject of a hostile takeover by foreign investors, and you know you are.

 

6. You're going home in a big white BMW X5.

Edited September 19, 2007 by Fastardo

[Herbie von Smalls]

you've got portakabins for your corporate guests

[JohnnyH]

"You're only great in the Champions League but your league form requires some improvement."

[Stevie H]

sh*t ground no executive boxes,

sh*t ground no executive boxes.

[johngibo YPC]

'you play your first team in the Carling Cup'

[fred]

'you play your first team in the Carling Cup'

[cymrococh]

Club v country is not an issue to you

[honourablegeorge]

"Where's your third choice, where's your third choice, where's your third choice strip?"

 

"Your reserves are all English"

[cymrococh]

"you've still got hooligans"

[jimmylibel]

sh*t ground no executive boxes,

sh*t ground no executive boxes.

 

Second verse.

 

s*** club, no dedicated TV channel

s*** club, no dedicated TV channel

[Cunny]

You've only got 1 player for each position

[cymrococh]

"your youth team's full of locals"

[jimmylibel]

"All your fans are locals. All your fans are locals."

[Spike]

Our boss boycotts the BBC

Our boss boycotts the BBC

[Spike]

We only sign players via fax

only sign players via fax

[jimmylibel]

'Stand up if you've got consolidated debt.'

[jimmylibel]

"Your striker's wife's latest song only made the top 30."

[Spike]

what's your net transfer spend?

what's your net transfer spend?

not including, not including,

all those wages saved by loans

all those wages saved by loans

[cymrococh]

"Your captain's car's a Vauxhall"

[ManxRed]

"Jose doesn't even play mind games with you"

[Spike]

we're dead prime for a hostile buyout

[Spike]

You've got a gangster on your sex-tree

[jimmylibel]

"Your captain hasn't got a book deal, your captain hasn't got a book deal. Na na na na hey."