LFC Fans win "Chant of the Season" on the Beeb

[dorgie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/6937495.stm

 

to the composers !

 

Football chant of the season

 

Ronaldinho's in for a surprise, surprise

The final countdown has begun and the terrace bards are sharpening their pencils in a bid to come up with a witty ditty for the new season.

 

We get thousands of chants sent in to our Quotes of the Week section and this season we want you to pick your favourite at the end of each month.

 

 

Before the new term get under way, we asked you to pick your favourite song from the last campaign and Liverpool's "Cilla wants her teeth back" chant to Ronaldinho won the popular vote.

 

Nearly 10,000 people had their say, with our Cilla getting 22% of the vote, followed by Arsenal's tribute to Cesc Fabregas on 17% and Palace fans' humorous dig at poor Colchester keeper Dean Gerken (13%).

 

OUR TOP 10 CHANTS

1) "Cilla wants her teeth back."

Liverpool fans to Ronaldinho during Barcelona match.

 

2) "Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc."

Arsenal fans, To the tune of Salt and Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex. They might need to change the words slightly this season - Ed.

 

3) "You should have stayed in a burger!"

Palace fans to Colchester goalkeeper Dean Gerken.

 

4) "We're gonna deep-fry your pizzas!"

Scotland fans to their Italian counterparts.

 

5) "We've got Dave Tilbury, He'll paint your house for free,

He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates."

Windsor & Eton FC fans to painter and decorator Dave Tilbury who was making his 200th appearance for the club against Marlow.

 

6) "Here we go, here we go, here we go,

Youssef's better than Junin-ee-oh

Here we go-oh,

Morrocan All Over The World."

Norwich fans' chant to Youssef Safri, to the tune of the Quo's Rockin' All Over The World.

 

7) "Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,

They go up from his a*** to his chest,

They're better than Adam and the Ants,

Niall Quinn's disco pants!"

Sunderland fans to chairman Niall Quinn.

 

8) "Who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!"

Sc***horpe fans pay tribute to manager Nigel Adkins, the club's old physio.

 

9) "Love, Lovell tear you apart, again."

Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts.

 

10) "Cedric Cedric show us Uras."

Falkirk fans to defender Cedric Uras.

Edited August 10, 2007 by dorgie

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Some poor efforts there really - although the Uras one is quite good!

[Stevie H]

'5) "We've got Dave Tilbury, He'll paint your house for free,

He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates."

Windsor & Eton FC fans to painter and decorator Dave Tilbury who was making his 200th appearance for the club against Marlow. '

 

love that.

[sutty]

This award is a backhanded insult

[Swipe]

Quite like the Arsenal one!

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Quite like the Arsenal one!

Too gay

[Stevie H]

Too gay

but you've heard anny road and sutty surely?

[Tetti]

Quite like the Arsenal one!

Me too, I started singing along at my desk

[kop205]

The 'Lovell tear you apart' one is class.

 

What happened to 'Leighon Baines, you probably think this song is about you'?

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

that disco pants one is older than me

[sutty]

The arsenal one was let's talk about tom rosicky, kolo toure and henry.

 

When I heard it

[jimmylibel]

The arsenal one was let's talk about tom rosicky, kolo toure and henry.

 

When I heard it

 

There were Arsenal fans singing last season??

[sutty]

There were Arsenal fans singing last season??

 

No, it was Anny Road.

[cymrococh]

'5) "We've got Dave Tilbury, He'll paint your house for free,

He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates."

Windsor & Eton FC fans to painter and decorator Dave Tilbury who was making his 200th appearance for the club against Marlow. '

 

love that.

that's great, a million miles better than ours.

Edited August 10, 2007 by Paul Caruso

[Cobs]

Man City fans in early contender for this season.......

 

 

Oh you can freeze 500 million

And you can freeze 500 more

Cos Frank the Thai has got Ten Billion underneath his bedroom floor

SHIN-A-WATRA

SHIN-A-WATRA

[IgPig]

3) "You should have stayed in a burger!"

Palace fans to Colchester goalkeeper Dean Gerken.

 

What was the one we sang to him at the recent friendly? Something along the lines of being the crap part of a mcdonalds burger (although obviously rhyming and in a song and that, else it'd be s****)

[Swipe]

Man City fans in early contender for this season.......

Oh you can freeze 500 million

And you can freeze 500 more

Cos Frank the Thai has got Ten Billion underneath his bedroom floor

SHIN-A-WATRA

SHIN-A-WATRA

 

 

Class!

Edited August 10, 2007 by Swipe

[Rushian]

It was never a chant though - it was a banner out in Barca. You can submit any old rubbish to the BBC chant section and they'll publish it.

[Guest Portly]

You can submit any old rubbish to the BBC chant section and they'll publish it.

 

Try something more challenging then, Rushian!