Nicked off a Red Cafe thread

[Murphman]

This was my effort amongst much scouse baiting of course.

 

The skipper's a manc with a face like a w*nk

Jeez, Rio and Rooney are both thick as planks

Ronaldo's a diver and Fergie's a twot

Can they win the treble? Certainly not!

You're all dreaming of Athens you arrogant pr*cks

But here comes your nightmare, 'Can you all count to six?'

 

i was quite chuffed with myself actually, anyone else want to have a go?

[Guest Ant]

Fergusons a c*** and abit of a Crank

Jeez, Rio and Rooney are both thick as planks

Ronaldo's a diver and Neville's a twot

They all seem to have faces shaped like deformed scrots

You're all dreaming of Athens you arrogant pricks

But here comes your nightmare, 'Can you all count to six?'

[Falconhoof]

Edited April 20, 2007 by Graham

[Koller49]

Your captains a nob who comes from bury,

Your fans are all w*****s, most straight out of Derry,

You're forever in our shadow,

football fit for the road that is Carrow,

So f*** off like that c*** Bobby Davro.

 

AABBB ... Best Rhyme scheme in the world.

 

[Ostrich Man]

Fergusons a c*** and abit of a Crank

Jeez, Rio and Rooney are both thick as planks

Ronaldo's a diver and Neville's a twot

They all seem to have faces shaped like deformed scrots

You're all dreaming of Athens you arrogant pricks

But here comes your nightmare, 'Can you all count to six?'

f*** i hope youre better at hiding your plagarism in school.

[NWR]

This was my effort amongst much scouse baiting of course.

 

The skipper's a manc with a face like a w*nk

Jeez, Rio and Rooney are both thick as planks

Ronaldo's a diver and Fergie's a twot

Can they win the treble? Certainly not!

You're all dreaming of Athens you arrogant pr*cks

But here comes your nightmare, 'Can you all count to six?'

 

i was quite chuffed with myself actually, anyone else want to have a go?

 

 

[Scorpion]

Man Utd is very much crap

and does not want to make you fap

and release stuff in your lap

and cause to do alot of the sap

and then run to the tap

Man Utd is crap

[NWR]

Man Utd is very much crap

and does not want to make you fap

and release stuff in your lap

and cause to do alot of the sap

and then run to the tap

Man Utd is crap

 

You are very clever.

 

Your peers must be very proud of you.

 

Eh lads?

[Earl Hafler]

You are very clever.

 

Your peers must be very proud of you.

 

Eh lads?

 

 

Had it been " calm down, eh, lads " i might have given you a point but that's the worst attempt ever.

 

-6/10

[Murphman]

Heh heh. It doesn't have to be the mancs by the way although if anybody wishes to carry on coating them off that's perfectly acceptable.

[Snookie]

 

Its more like Pam Ayres with tourettes.

[floyd]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

all Mancs are cvnts

and so is Neville.

[Lee W]

Gary Neville is a c***.

[Jay Blizzay]

Yo yo yo

Mic check 1 2 1 2

We got 5 European Cups, Mancs only won two won two

Like Nottingham Forest....Am I bothered?

18-5, We are The Mighty Reds, in retrospect, you dont deserve our respect

Oh no! We're 3-0 down, we're getting battered!

Shevchenko....Dudek Saves!!! We've won, s*** happens

I hope Milan batter you, and we're crowned kings of Europe in Athens

Will it shatter you?

[Paul B]

Gary Neville is a c***.

 

 

That's the best so far.

[Hassony]

Yo yo yo

Mic check 1 2 1 2

We got 5 European Cups, Mancs only won two won two

Like Nottingham Forest....Am I bothered?

18-5, We are The Mighty Reds, in retrospect, you dont deserve our respect

Oh no! We're 3-0 down, we're getting battered!

Shevchenko....Dudek Saves!!! We've won, s*** happens

I hope Milan batter you, and we're crowned kings of Europe in Athens

Will it shatter you?

vanilla Ice would have been happy with that effort

[Guest Ant]

Yo yo yo

Mic check 1 2 1 2

We got 5 European Cups, Mancs only won two won two

Like Nottingham Forest....Am I bothered?

18-5, We are The Mighty Reds, in retrospect, you dont deserve our respect

Oh no! We're 3-0 down, we're getting battered!

Shevchenko....Dudek Saves!!! We've won, s*** happens

I hope Milan batter you, and we're crowned kings of Europe in Athens

Will it shatter you?