Jay Blizzay

It was brilliant, f*** off MADrid

I was thinking this was straight out of sometimes playbook who posted it here recently.

Excellent performance all round.

It was just too waffle for the sake of it, just let me watch the game unfold ffs

Great goal, will McCoist ever shut up?

Guess what? The opponents are also professional footballers who, shock horror... know how to hit a ball So why give them that much space? Did they give any of our players that much space to hit a ball at their net?

And it's not as if the almighty hasn't given us a warning. We've been through this before.

Exactly your make your own luck. Our second goal was lucky too.

Surely he knows we need to create multiple changes to win this game right? I hope he knew that at 0-0 and knows it more now. If I hear how unlucky we are afterwards I'll be livid. We're neither creative nor clinical. The team we've put out today is depressing

It's all just too pedestrian. It's so boring to watch.

Someone check his bank account

So why didn't Dom shoot there

The entire team just takes too long on the ball apart from ekitike who does the complete opposite.

This might be an insane take but I feel social media stats lot made this more of a thing cos they were always saying he 'never gets dribbled past' It's deffo worked for him in the past in a few last ditch situations where his influence or positioning has made the attacker miss it or pass it straight to the keeper but now it's inviting pressure and the attacking team are making better decisions.

Make Chiesa captain and assistant manager.

C'mon guys he's been around for 20 years, bit of a long game to be a Manc on a wind up isn't it. But the stuff about being x number of points off top 4 is the same thing United were saying for years before they realised they were s***e and self imploded.

Wirtz just needs to make a run and blam it in himself. Everything he passes to the front line they lose possession.

Wirtz just needs to make a run and blam it in himself. Everything he passes to the front line they lose possession.

He talked a big game after the last defeat, then caused us to concede after a few minutes in the next game knowing the issues we've had this season when going behind first. Probably avoided media duties post PSV game to protect himself a bit. They would deffo have called him out on that. Not great.

The two we did before Isak did pretty well for us

With Olise scoring two goals and getting a hattrick of assists...

Going all football manager here, here many of these are 'wonderkids on the cusp of the first team squad' Every other top team seem to have 1 or 2 kids that when they step up to play the occsasional cup game dont seem out of place. All ours seem rubbish so far and blunt especially in attack. Is Rio the best academy player we have?

Florian Worst

Ekitike has been anonymous tonight.

I think Bayern have somehow swapped him with Upamecano the cheeky gits.