Jay Blizzay

Yep, but he's made of gorilla glass.

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Arbeloa

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I was made moderator of the reserves forum which I was quite proud of. We had bootser and red marauder making flying visits as pretend foreigners who couldn't speak English. Liechenfou often got demoted to there arguing with carheex who was a football manager expert. Dee made special appearances as foxychick. Tiggy and her mate laura used to come on. Most of the time though there was this weird sexual tension between Sarah and Dj Sydney. As a mod I got free access to insider and could read about our persuit of frode kippe. Good times.

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You can watch motd on tvcatchup.com at the regular time.

He’s suspended

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Camara was great, brought some flair to our attacking play. Was great in the game against Leeds where Owen did his hammy.

Love that the Moroccan dude promoted Sunni Shia unity by scoring an own goal. Great header!

Stood up to the challenge and gave as good as he got especially to that c*** Ramos. Kept his head as well too. Big game player.

Record against the big clubs has been poor this season.

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That Aboubakar fella up front for them is pretty handy. They also are quite good at set pieces so we'll need to show discipline at the back. Think it will be a score draw 2-2 or something.

Sign Nabil Fekir

Surprised they didn't go for Eddie Howe.

Heskey scored an amazing goal in that game if i remember - ran down the left channel overpowering the defender and dinking a nice finish over Oliver Kahn.

That Renato Sanchez looks awful.

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Inter are 7th in Seria A. - lets sign Mauro Icardi. 24 years old, has better than a 1 in 2 record in his career. Has scored 78 goals in 143 games for Inter. Fox in the box - fits the profile of a good signing. Would have a lot more caps for Argentina i'm sure if they didn't have an embarrassment of riches up front. Some clips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p7Tkj-B3rQ

Fam... Blud!