Any of those hilarious threads from other websites?

[psl]

Always a good laugh reading through threads from fans of other teams writing us off only to be gutted as we pull it out of the bag yet again. Anyone seen any good ones?

[Cauley1]

Always a good laugh reading through threads from fans of other teams writing us off only to be gutted as we pull it out of the bag yet again. Anyone seen any good ones?

 

 

 

I enjoyed reading this one

[Guest RedLegend]

LOL @ the Mancs.

 

Shouldn't laugh at the afflicted though. I can feel their pain from here.

[psl]

"The form Reina is on, I hope West Ham make it through to penalties."

 

Brilliant.

[Guest JV]

 

Loved reading that

[Fagan]

this was my favourite from red cafe thread:

 

The form Reina is on, I hope West Ham make it through to penalties.

 

 

[Sara]

Wondercaptain!

[Stanley Leisure]

That is a shocking forum.

 

There are numpties on here at times but the one line verbal atrocities commited at regular intervals on there just make them look like 13 year old kids.

[anny road]

this was my favourite from red cafe thread:

 

 

thats a cracker

 

as is

 

"poor final, WH bottled it big time"

[smithdown]

"Careful lads, we've seen this somewhere before"

 

Yes, you have, haven't you!!!

[Logic]

Loved this:

 

- West Ham really are rubbish.

- Got further than us... doing better against liverscum than we did...

- Which means feck all. It's their cup final.

No s***?

[CarraLegend]

You can tell we've just won another trophy, oh dear oh dear. Paddy Shennan is a bitter t***.

 

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0400eve...-name_page.html

 

FEELING blue Blues? Bluer than blue? Way beyond blue?

 

Don't despair, fellow fans, because we all know - even if it's deep, deep down today - that it's still great to be an Evertonian.

 

Today. Tomorrow. Next week. Next month. Next year. Next decade. Always. Even two days ago, when our fiercest rivals again revelled in a draw (while we were watching plucky Gretna go down to Hearts in the Scottish Cup Final).

 

Be strong - and remind yourself there are still countless reasons to be cheerful. Let's start with an obvious 10:

 

1 You've probably still got a hangover after marking yesterday's magical anniversary. While it was raining on the Reds' parade, Blues were raising a glass to Brian Labone and his Wembley heroes of 40 years ago who became the first side in the history of the FA Cup to come back from a two goal deficit. And what's more, Brian and the boys actually won the match 3-2 (these were the days when trophies weren't handed out willy nilly after 3-3 draws).

 

2 No need to make an arduous trek to Cardiff for a meaningless Charity Shield game against boring, boring Chelsea.

 

3 Boring, boring Chelsea have got their gold-encrusted cheque book out, which might just dash Liverpool's dreams of winning their first title since 1990. Mind you, if they changed the rules so you got extra points for draws . . .

 

4 With the loan signing of Man Utd keeper Tim Howard - and the hope that veteran Nigel Martyn might have another season in him -accident-prone Everton keeper Richard Wright may have played his last game for the club.

 

5 We can't score fewer goals next season - can we?

 

6 David Moyes is bound to finally buy a goalscorer this summer. Isn't he?

 

7 We've got Z Cars. They've got that dreary, dreadful and depressing dirge: You'll Never Whinge Alone.

 

8 That Brian Labone quote. And that David Moyes quote.

 

9 Keep telling yourselves that while some teams not only have the luck of the devil but appear to have struck a long-term deal with him, we are God's chosen team. Well, God loves a trier.

 

10 Evertonians are born, not manufactured. And as the song goes: "And if you know your history, it's enough to make your heart go 'Whoaoh-oh-oh'.

 

Keep the faith.

[ManxRed]

Christ! He gets paid to write for a newspaper??

 

That's the stuff of primary schools.

 

EDIT: I realise he's got his tongue in his cheek a bit, but in order to make it funny, he should have put some actual jokes in? Otherwise he runs the risk of coming across as a very very sad bitter individual.

 

Oh! Hang on.....

Edited May 15, 2006 by ManxRed

[CarraLegend]

Christ! He gets paid to write for a newspaper??

 

 

Scary isnt it? And this is what the blues****s call "The Liverpool FC Echo"

 

Liverpool FC Echo indeed.

[smithdown]

10 Evertonians are born, not manufactured.

 

 

 

What does that actually mean?

[Kahnee]

5 We can't score fewer goals next season - can we?

 

Wanna bet?

[ManxRed]

What does that actually mean?

 

They have 10 fans?

[matty]

What does that actually mean?

 

It means it's not their fault they support a laughable team.

[CarraLegend]

What does that actually mean?

 

We are manufactured in dodgy warehouse in Plymouth and Norway by Satan, while they're born a blue because they've been given a special thing by god up above.

 

We all choose to support Liverpool, while they're just born a blue and can never change.

 

Some of them actually believe that stuff aswell, they're like a cult that has just been brainwashed by constant bulls*** by everyone connected with their laughable football club.

[smithdown]

We are manufactured in dodgy warehouse in Plymouth and Norway by Satan, while they're born a blue because they've been given a special thing by god up above.

 

We all choose to support Liverpool, while they're just born a blue and can never change.

 

Some of them actually believe that stuff aswell, they're like a cult that has just been brainwashed by constant bulls*** by everyone connected with their laughable football club.

 

 

Well thats just bad science.

[StevieC]

Anyone can fluke their way to triumph in a short knockout event. That is why it takes sustained success to prove anything in these crapshoot environments. Liverpool success means nothing.

 

 

NURSE!

[smithdown]

fickle c*nts:

 

http://www.redissue.co.uk/

Edited May 15, 2006 by smithdown

[Guest Mohjo]

WoW, there are some angry kiddies on that message board. Especially the one named Rehash who averages 12.85 posts per day, someone needs to find him a girlfriend.

[LFCNeil90]

my personal favourite so far:

f***ing c***ing whoring motherf***ing scouse sons a bitches. So f***ing lucky. And basically a crap team + Gerrard. Hope they all die and burn in hell.]

 

COME ON HAMMERS.

 

What a dick.

[NWR]

Read the Caf thread. It just looks like a normal YNWA thread when we are getting beat.

As for RI. Well what can I say? I dont go near that site. Love the mag though. Often wonder if they support United or not.

 

I stayed away from Redcaf when you were losing. I have been bitten hard once before.