Jarg Armani

We are signing a set piece deliverer in Barry. Why not sign a set piece target? I don't think we should sell Skrtel this summer, but i'd sign a world class Hyypia type and play Skrtel less. Carra wouldn't necessarily be an automatic pick for me either. Agger and Aerially dominant CB or Aerially dominant CB and Carragher would be my idea. Haven't got time to write more, which is annoying, as this is one of my favourite conversations.

I spy this summer's catchphrase.

Jesus College Oxford, according to that site United have got a Rob Styles/Andre Marriner dream team for their game v Wigan...

you can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark this gun's for hire....

is f***ing right. can't believe we managed to draw that one.

We should lull them into a false sense of security by drawing at Upton Park.

I agree, this is the culture they've created at the emirates, the problems go back a while. If i was in their situation last night i'd have got off, but i trust our team and crowd to never let us end up somewhere so spineless. maybe i'm kidding myself.

I have in no way just done exactly that to someone else.

I think this is probably (please god) the case. Both Chelsea and Barca will be able to rest players leading up to the final and thanks to us United won't be able to. Chelsea were massively impressive at Anfield under Guus after being poor in the league, i fancy them to catch United in the same way. Barca i don't fancy quite as much but if they get past Chelsea then it will be enough for me to think that i've underestimated them a bit. Still don't think United have papered the cracks enough to win all their games.

Geordies think tactics are for queers.

i'd have f***ing got off too. thankfully liverpool have never been that spineless in living memory, because it wouldn't be allowed. one of my best mates is a gooner. he's living my worst nightmare, a broken man last night.

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

ABU lad, ABU. Chelsea and Barca both have a fair chance of beating United as they will be able to rest players between now and the 30th, but i'd say Chelsea are the best bet. Barca lost to them last year and are a bit mentally fragile, i'd worry about them bottling it and/or lashing out. Chelsea to win for me. One man went to mow etc.

who decided that this parasite knows enough about football to have a column? hope he dies.

I'd much rather Chelsea went through, they have a far better chance in the final than Barca. I'd give Arsenal precisely no chance of qualifying.

And me.

Xabi Yossi Dirky

Once the certain perameters include 2 Grand Slam Sundays, you may as well just jib off the whole random line and make it fair instead. I don't think it's too much to ask. Include Rafa's idea about playing all the fixtures and then reversing them. Simples.

2003. two thousand and f***ing three. is it me, or should there be some sort of thing put in place where you're away one year and home the next?

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

United home first against a team who've narrowly avoided relegation. While Liverpool travel to newly promoted Wolves.

This content is not viewable to guests.,This content is not viewable to guests.

Everyone has tough home games, but only United have the hilarious refs. They also have a lot of good players, but that's not the point. It would have been nice to get a dodgy pen in one of those games. We didn't. They did in their equivalent ties.

How would that argument go? How long would it last?

hahaha. Hartson?