RedMarauder

Can I be the first one to say that I'll go spare it we don't t*** this lot?

An iris condition caused by watching too many costume dramas

News just in: Tears of Clown - Smokey no longer sings Rick Parry confirmed today that the original design based on Coco the Clown's favoured elevated 'crop' hair, bouncy castle design, has had to be downgraded to a basic trampoline. Welcome to the House of Fun

Mad decision from mad club, whether you like Fat Sam or not. Might as well change their name to Real Newcastle to confirm the minute they lose 3 in a row that you are s**** and deserve to be sacked

Sod Zonal marking then....... man to woman, oh yeah

In short: £17 million is a lot of money and that is the stumbling block in many people's eyes. However, one of the most sought after young, defensive midfielders in world football is at our club, rumoured to be for that price and is happy to stay. Progression, not regression!

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That's a bit harsh.......mind you, he was s*** last night!

Spot on. Torres + 1 other. Each of the others has a poor game and the fans on here jump on them like a pack of rabid dogs. Crouch was definitely 4th a month ago with Kuyt and Voronin fighting for 2nd, now Kuyt is b******s, Voronin becoming b******s and Crouch is our saviour. They have all had up and down moments, but if you can't remember Kuyt playing well at the weekend or Voronin against Besiktas, what hope have we got?

No 6. He can't manage the long stretches, he only does cups

After the Arsenal / Man Utd result, the draw was acceptable against an in form team. Yes, we needed to win, yes we could have won, but it will not be acceptable if we don't start taking the full points from our next batch of fixtures.

He had his worst game, get over it. He has not been consistently that poor and still offers a lot to the team. Some will slaughter him anyway, but I for one will acknowledge he had a shocker, but his energy alongside Torres or Crouch in a 4-4-2 is his best role and he will rarely be the hero, moreso the workhorse partner.

Agree with above, except the cat bit

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