chrisbonnie

i was working in a womans house today and she just said, "ha ha, ac milan" she was amanc fan, i told her to come back to me when they got into mroe than 2 finals in over 100 years of existance, she had no answer to that, thank you very much

could Alonso and Garcia be on the move?

nah, didnt you know, dirk is sticking his wife, he found out yesterday

thats what im thinking, i went to the pub after the match in istanbul, and smoked 1 big motherf***** of a cigar, and the fact that i dont even smoke meant with the few pints i had skulled in record breaking time, along with the tequilla, i was absolutly s*** faced i think ill leave the cigar to someone else oh, and check this out for a weird one to, when we where losing to Olympiacos at half time, i told myself if we won the cup that year i get a liverpool tattoo, i never did, i did the same at the end of the first leg against the chavs, this time i gotta go through with it, as much as im not overly fond of a liverpool tattoo, im hoping, and praying to god i have to get inked

i was fine and dandy up until last night, thats when i seen the add on ITV for the game, with that Sean connery clip of him saying the words to "there are places i rememer", then they showed all our european cup successes, f***, even now, writing thiss im getting butterflies in my stomach today all i kept doing was humming that tune, thinking about the night of the game, what shall i do, will i do the EXACT same as the last final, watch the first half in my back room on my own, then watch the second half in the sitting room with my dad or will i go to the pub, i hate tempting faith, and i know if i go to the pub and we lose, ill be sick for days from it, im also tempted to buy a big f*** off Cuban cigar, but again, i dont wanna tempt faith, i think im best just sticking with the norm, that way my nerves are contained in the comforts of my own home f*** me im nervous now though

ive heard its cracking for the liverpool games as they have a liverpool supporters club there, i think they have aldo coming over fairly soon for an evening as well ,sometime soon, my moth works in Guinness and was saying i should join their club but i hate watching us play in pubs, i get too nervous, and im too superstitious to leave my back room

i know throwing him in against Milan is risky, but judging by his play, the last few eeks, and above all, the shape the lad is in, id start him, i dont mind Gonzalez, at least he tries, as for f***ing Zenden, he`s infuriatingly crap, i know charlton are no Milan. but he looked like he was 18 again, stepovers, pace, power, i was actually SHOCKED to see him in such good shape, its a good headache for Rafa anyway

i always love how managers blame the last game of the season as the all important one, the silly c*** should be blaming his own team, they had the whole season to get enough points, not just the last few games, Warnock never really bothered me until today, when he was chuffed that manure "rested" a few players, yet it was dispicable when rafa did it last week , good enough for him ,the f***ing t***

"i had to boys take a look" sweaty sock w*****!!!

ah, bless,

why, what did he say? i can never watch the aftermatch waffle when we lose, i just run up to my room in a sulk

unless bellamy scores a hat trick in the second half here against the chavs, then the welsh Cisse should be binned, along with all our other "final piece of the jigsaw players"

Chelsea just look fired up, f***ing Zenden and Bellamy, i dont give a f*** what anyone says, Bellamy is just a welsh Cisse, and zenden is Salif diao with 10 hours of make-up on gotta change this for the second half, or we`ll be getting a thumping!!

once you go black, you never go back

is Finnan injured?

doesnt cudicini supposidly stay at the chavs because he`s going for a pilots licencse, and simply, by playing second fiddle, he has all the time in the world as for our matter with Carson, you cant blame the lad for wanting first team football ,its like your first summer job, once you get the few bob, you dont wanna go back to school and have nothing

31, are you sure?

yeah, he owns that golf magazine, Golf Punk, i think with Mcateer aswell as for Henry, cocky french c*** who i despise but yes please

no he didnt he just said he was trying to motivate the gypsy, by telling him he was better than the black his words, not mine, so dont shoot!!

if you read that article, the shocking part in it is Steve Finnan is a free agent next summer, shouldnt he have been tied down last summer???

god i hope not, its just infuriating looking at manure, when was the last time we truly had a tricky winger, that could beat players 95% of the time

Leo ,some of your points are valid, and i understand your idea to keeping Pennant next year, but the lad barely warrants a place in our squad, never mind the starting 11 he cannot take a player with any real confidence, he LACKS PACE, where people are gettinb that he has pace from, to me, is a bloody mystery he rarely gets a decent ball into the box, he cannot shoot(no, im not forgetting the Chelsea goal) he lacks BOTTLE, fains out of challenges, and above all ,in the home game against PSV in the group stages he even feined injury i can understand him being here next year, but i will be rightly pissed off if he`s actually our first choice right winger next season unfortuntely, i wouldnt be surprised if he is

i think that was the only time Gerrard even moved thouroghly s**** game of football

easy, i watched the south africa vs new zealand game earlier while making up some carp fishing rigs, i can tell you here and know, tying miniscule wakward as f*** knots while watching cricket was ALOT MORE EXCITING THAN OUR MATCH EARLIER!!!!