Billy Talbot

Are they stealth shirts?

If you cast your bread on the water, It returns a thousand fold. That's what it says in the bible, and that's what I've been told... So I cast my bread on the water, It was spotted by a froggy. All the bits he didn't eat, Just floated back all soggy.

Is there a smiley for "these poems are really starting to get on my t***" ?

Some Diaometrically opposed opinions in this thread.

Nah, the t***s need just one win from two home games - Boro and Charlton. In fact they just need to equal our result against Pompey away in one those games and the other they're free to lose. Suppose the good thing is that with Portsmouth having done their Houdini - they shouldn't be quite as tough a nut to crack for us.

2-0 Ryan flynn

Deffo with you. Would perhaps not want 10m, but I'd want something getting there. Who would pay that? I think he's here until the end of his contract if not more.

Where is Owen's home? doesn't he fly there by helicopter? Or is it on the golf course? Or on the treatment table? Anyway. He is an ex player. Personally, I'd think about taking him back the moment I got convinced that he'd lost his "I play for England first, I want to play every week." attidude. Not a second before. Never mind the price. If that's still on his mind, I would not re-sign him on a free. I said the same about Robbie "I'm a fat knacker, where's my pay cheque? I'm late for training, shall I pay my fine in cash?" Fowler. At the end of the day, it's their privilege to play for Liverpool. Not the other way around.

I did one similar. Playing left back, got closed down, turned back to pass it back to the keeper, managed to loft it a bit (probably bobbled) and the wind took it. It sailed right over our keeper (U11) and into the top corner. Terrible defending.

My Dad hasn't seen a live Liverpool match for over 20 years because of this sort of thing. Mad football fan. Liverpool through and through. Can only watch highlights. He doesn't even want to know the score during games. I was once in a car with him when he turned the key. The radio came in and it was tuned to Radio City. Whoever it was we were playing away that Saturday afternoon scored before he got to the off button. f***ing spooky it was.

exactly. That's the way he should play. I once met him, and said "Robbie, you were the best midfielder we had today.". I don't think he got my joke. We had drawn 0-0 at home to Blackburn. Still, he signed my ticket. I think I gave it to one of his mates. I was drunk. I was better than him at tin can 3 and in.

Ah! that's the plan! I thought as much meself

Yup. I didn't really men excellent. But in the second half of tonight. They really were suberb.

best to get knocked out by the winners. I thought the buggers were excellent.

Good luck to them. (I do mean to the the Champions league by the way, before anyone starts)

I thoroughly agree with this. We will learn. Also not to take "the weakest team left the draw" lightly. Which I'm afraid, this time, we did. And quite rightly got knocked out for. Here's to second place.

Liverbird is well chronicled. Cormorant vs a selection of birds, some of which are eagle. I prefer pheonix myself. But then I'm an old romantic.

Everton are Magic, Liverpool are Tragic, the wrong way 'round. Liverpool are sound.

We'd feta bloody win. Fowler hat-trick, one with his left feta, one with his right feta, and one with his edam. P.S. Does anyone know any more about the Jarlsberg deal?

Do you undertand the current offside rule?

Grompkamp is ace. I love his face. If he'd of scored. We'd have roared.

ERm. Have watched it a few times, and seen the stil when the ball was played. Fowler was onside. Full stop. at least a yard. Cisse was inline. And did not "interfere" wtih play. The ball was not played towards him, touched by him, farted at by him, nor did he drag a marker towards him. And he was ONSIDE. Major linesman f***up. However. at first glance. it looked offside. But I was 5 pints in and watching aTV screen, not being paid to f***ing look.

Robinson, James, Green G Neville, Young, Ferdinand, Terry, Carra, King, A Cole, Bridge (or P Neville) Gerrard, Lampard, Carrick, Jenas, Beckham, Wright-Phillips, J Cole, Richardson Owen, Rooney, Crouch, Defoe I think is spot on. If it were me I'd be looking to loose Richardson and add another forward. I don't think 4 is enough. If one gets injured early on, 3 forwards ain't enough.

Even deaf mancs are t***s