MarkD

Disco Djimi

Maybe the new Sikosso?

Sorry if in the wrong forum, I'm looking for a lift back to London after the game Sunday or ideally to and from the game. I've booked a train ticket for Saturday there and can use that as a fall back but need to get back quicker than the train on the Sunday - any help?

Sorry if in the wrong forum, I'm looking for a lift back to London after the game Sunday or ideally to and from the game. I've booked a train ticket for Saturday there and can use that as a fall back but need to get back quicker than the train on the Sunday - any help?

How good is Messi? £8 million pound starting left back, £13 million pound replacement left back - and both chose to try and kick lumps out of him. Don't get much for you money these days. That kid is excellent - Rooney should be playing Champions League Football to advertise his skills, don't you think?

More people saw him play in that game than tickets sold to see the Kray killing in the Blind Beggar pub.

Can't think of a league game. Chesterfield in League Cup?

Sissoko Gerrard Kewell

Trophy players or trophies?

paragraph three. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...utd/4688588.stm

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Dudek Kromkamp Carra Hyypia/Agger Traore Garcia Gerrard Hamman Riise Morienetes Fowler/Cisse Subs; Carson Finnan Alonso Crouch Hyypia/Agger

I hope he is safe and sound and able to come through this.

Heard similar but it might include a player currently unavailable at Newcastle, a forgetful defender along the M62 and footballers' favourite sexual activity/cooking - allegedly

Paul Walsh's finest tournament.

Does your boyfriend know you're here? To Brighton Your coat's from Matalan, Your coat's from Matalan, (Spurs to Mourinho) He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

Man U Plc takeover

Never too early for a sl-agg(er)-ing eh?

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Doh! The most recent The John Obi Mikel Tapes/Threats/Memory Blank Ooops - didn't see that above, apologies.

Dyer- Bowyer fight The Leeds Financial Crisis Spain - England race row Harry and The South Coast Shuffle Bowyer - Woodgate Trial

Guy at work used to be emplyed by Fat Freddie in his £2 million a year business situated offshore - f***ed it up badly and was know as FFFIA (Fat Freddie's f*** It Again). All were completely amazed when he got the role at Newcastle as he is completely dumb. The problems there seem to be an egomaniac as chairman with delusions of grandeur but without any business acumen coupled with an egomaniac as centre forward unable to detach himself from his own past. Any manager there is positoned between the two and immediately weakened through having to please them both - even before he attempts to fix 'the sleeping giant'.

Friedel Chimbonda Yobo Distin Robinson Pennant Carrick Nolan Ireland Mido Owen

Definitely more Titus that Carra at the moment

Surprised he didn't bid for Titus Campbell?