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I've been referring to their radicalized nutjob fanbase as 'the mancosphere' since this morning, when it came to me while attending to my morning shave

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You really wanted a Spectrum like the cool kids?

Appeared in my YouTube feed and I decided to clumsily shoehorn it in No, if it was I'd say I was looking forward to the criminally underrated German goo girls, which would be weird in the context of a Liverpool game

Get at these, Reds. Looking for a yokel humping slobo gane

Right. At that money it will go down as the daftest transfer in a whole summer of daft. I don't think even Spurs would do that deal, but here we are, with our pants down, having left our business so late

The issue with Sarr is the price, right? If he were 30mil he'd be perfect given the Isak and Hugo flux.

Plaztec Camara

Probably on his hollybobs at Disney Land

One way of framing it, I suppose One way of framing it I suppose

Believe they are known as 'Peter Hook and the Light's these days

Remember last week when they fed the young beefburger headed chap the line that, having looked at the new coach, we really don't need a dm. What we really need is the exact same midfield that every count on earth waltzed through last season. Minus Jones. Handy that

s***e

I had a bad accident in the March that f***ed me up for a decade. Was in a full body cast for the rest of the season..I have a memory of going under the knife while we were playing and losing to Watford (might have been a Kenny Jacket goal). First thing I apparently said on waking was to ask about the score. Believe we won 3-1. Spent the next three months on my back listening to every game on the radio..my grandad went to Melwood and got the team to sign a training ball for his poor wee grandson. Best season ever

I'm in the line now. Been over from the States for a week in Coniston. Took the train down with my boy. There are fans of United and Newcastle in line. It's truly moving.. Genuinely loved him as a player. Reminded me of Craig Johnstone a bit. I thought we played our best stuff with him in the side the last couple of seasons in that November to January stretch. I thought we always varied our play up more with him in the team. A couple of years ago my kids and I met Jarvis Cocker..my son was wearing a Jota scarf and Jarvis said he didn't know who that was and asked him about it. Shame we don't have that scarf with us to lay as a tribute. Sorry for the rambling..it's just random Diogo memories. We all have them. He was boss

Weirdos from the distant...."A doctor writes" used to rage about the secret email ring who would meet at Moorgate station. I think he was also Victor and Jigger. Victor (if it's the same guy) got JamesA sacked because Robbie Fowler and would hound Rob Gutman because Robbie Fowler. I think he was part of that Koptalk Insider blog. There was Staliarnos, who claimed to be dating someone famous despite clearly being a child. There was another guy called Cobs who was alleged to have had some hand in the Jill Dando affair. at least that was the rumour down Moorgate station.

Che Cheers mate. Happy birthday for yesterday, by the way.

It was. Matty's was the one about getting trapped in the disabled bigs, I think

Every single last one of you used to post as Carheex, apart from Stanley Leisure. The only one who had the measure of this place was Banders but he was so filled with forum lore it began to fuse and like a Wolf-Rayet star he burned bright and fast, now existing only as a cloud of metallic lore bound by gravity, yet formless

f*** that. I've been like Harry Redknapp on celebrity supermarket sweep since day 1

We put wor million in...

I thought he'd be visiting his family on Easter Island this break

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