Mick_G

Loads of players we could get that would be better than an injured Minteh, Hughes needs to get onto Google Gemini with an appropriate prompt! 10 Alternative Right Wingers for Liverpool If Liverpool moves past Yankuba Minteh, the following "gettable" under-25 wide targets fit the analytical profile required to reinforce the squad before deadline day: 1. Johan Bakayoko 23 PSV Eindhoven £45m–£50m The Optimal Profile. Natural inside-forward with elite ball retention and Champions League pedigree. Fully fit and available. 2 Roony Bardghji 20 FC Copenhagen £25m–£30m The Half-Space Creator. High football IQ, technically supreme in tight areas, and highly compatible with intense counter-pressing. 3 Dario Osorio 22 Midtjylland £20m–£25m The Direct Athlete. Chilean international featuring explosive long-range shooting and elite physical drive from the right flank. 4 Matías Soulé 23 AS Roma £40m–£45m The Elite Playmaker. Exceptional close-control dribbler who thrives at unlocking low blocks. Highly creative profile. 5 Viktor Tsygankov 28 Girona £26m (Clause) The Value Veteran. Included as a plug-and-play exception; holds a low release clause, highly efficient output, and immediate tactical maturity. 6 Albert Grønbæk 25 Rennes £25m–£30m The Tactical Inverted Option. Versatile right-footer who cuts inside effectively; massive engine suited for high-intensity vertical systems. 7 Gianluca Prestianni 20 Benfica £18m–£22m The Speed Dynamic. Diminutive Argentine prodigy with an insanely low centre of gravity; elite strut

Fox Sport US has Ibrahimovic, Henry & Alexi Lalas on as the pundits, better than Big Meeks on bbc I guess

Website kept crashing, think I'm registered now have had multiple confirmation emails

just had an email through, registration starts at 11am this morning!

I'm gonna rock down to, Iraola Avenue, Cos' he will get us higher...(than 5th)

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

Has to be announced tonight he is gone, can't go into final game with this. It's insane.

Needs to go now along with those shiny zips. There's zero cohesion in this team.

And win it whilst finishing 6th for added fume

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Iago Aspas and 'That Corner' Aspas Corner

(Verse 1) Steady now, hear the whisper, what's the news on the street? From Leverkusen, a talent, can't be beat The Kop was buzzin', whispers turnin' loud Wirtz Up! they chanted, standing in the crowd No more speculation, no more doubt, it's true A flash of red, a contract, fresh and new Arne Slot was smiling, gave a knowing wink "Get him signed, lads, faster than you can think!" (Chorus) Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Every single game, he's filling up the cup Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Liverpool's on fire, can't nobody stop! Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Premier League is ours, what a glorious setup! Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! We will be European champions for the seventh time! (Verse 2) Through the midfield magic, vision sharp and keen A pass, a dribble, a footballing machine The net is bulging, goals a sweet refrain Putting rivals to the sword, again and again John Henry on the phone, a grin from ear to ear "Cha-ching! That's the sound of trophies, never fear!" He emptied out his wallet, didn't even blink Figured Wirtz was worth more than a fancy yacht, I think! (Verse 3) Then a blur of speed, down the right-hand side, A Dutch delight, with nowhere left to hide! Jeremie Frimpong, signing on the dotted line, His pace and power, truly divine! He's bombing forward, every single run, Defenders shaking, having no more fun! Crossing, tackling, brilliant to behold, Another Red legend, brave and bold! (Chorus) Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Every single game, he's filling up the cup Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Liverpool's on fire, can't nobody stop! Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Premier League is ours, what a glorious setup! Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! We will be European champions for the seventh time! (Bridge) From Merseyside to Europe, the legend grows so fast A legacy in making, built to truly last The silverware is gleaming, shining oh so bright Underneath the Anfield lights, burning through the night. Slot got his men, Henry paid the fee Now the world knows Wirtz and Frimpong belong with LFC! (Chorus) Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Every single game, he's filling up the cup Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Liverpool's on fire, can't nobody stop! Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! Premier League is ours, what a glorious setup! Wirtz Up! It's Wirtz up! We will be European champions for the seventh time! (Outro) Yeah, Wirtz Up! Liverpool! Frimpong! Champions! Thanks Gemini

f***ed over by Oliver and Kavanagh..again.

The buses are all running this morning, it's a bit of snow. Ridiculous if it gets called off.

So if Chiesa was English his name would be Fred Church?? Glad he isn't fecking English

Crazy isn't it

Penalties written all over it this, England are so bad with the talent they have, bored shirtless, generational talent in Trent and doesn't even have the balls to play him

Jovanovic & Poulson, halcyon days!

Opened Monday, closes Thursday this week mate for all cup comps

Yeah I have to pay it to stay in the autocup for me and my lad, been in it since the priority ticket scheme, think that was back in 2002 and have all home cup games since, so 22 years credits, seriously considering jibbing it if they put the membership prices up

Has he just hit the post at halftime or something? Get chaos on

How the f*** is that not a pen, as clear an obvious handball as you will ever see

Klopp just asked for replay in presser

That JoshLFC lad on twitter posted it wasn't released until now because it is really bad, they have been trying to work out how to manage it when it is released. Don't know how he knows that like but he did confirm the audio was on it's way about an hour before it was confirmed. They can't doctor it because others have heard it. https://x.com/JoshLFC1909/status/1709174084926398503?s=20

We will probably open audio the file and it will just be that that dead loud sex noise you get pranked with on your mobile phone with a gif of Webb in just his undies wearing a policeman's helmet and waving a truncheon.