Rusty Shackleford

I have never, before or since, wanted us to sign a player more than I did Damien Duff at Blackburn.

Makes a bit more sense. God’s job’s a good un.

What is perhaps the most iconic moment in Premier League History saw Aguero take his shirt off. Why is it even a rule?

Lovely from Chiesa.

Perhaps so but the City PTSD is still very real. I like being 8 clear of them.

Best result is the draw I think.

Groan. Just why it is it we can’t put together a steady performance without making things difficult doe ourselves.

He isn’t the more consistent and he is far more injury prone, even of his very top level may well be higher.

He’s obviously gone. I just wish we had the players to consistently bench him.

There we go,

The daft little t*** needs to get a right b******ing for that s*** dive.

A lot of us plodding and them looking infinitely more threatening on the break. I want to see more of Gakpo cutting inside and kicking it into someone’s a***.

Why do we have to cram that same d****ead into everything? He’s in every Sky Liverpool montage too. Marginally better than Dave Kirby doing a s*** poem.

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A real shame to miss out on Guehi. Konate now gets to play out the season instead of warming the bench before his ‘big move’. If it goes the way we are all now expecting then that’s a lot of money lost in consecutive summers. They’ll have an eye on Mac Allister and as much as I don’t want to sound like a Geordie surely we have to discourage this sort of thing somehow.

That’s a tough break for him. Gyokeres the main man overshadowing him again, with the fella at Newcastle who took his place and forced him out alongside him. Utd’s world class striker on the other side too. He could do with a loan.

Turned out to be a lot sooner than a couple of years…

Madrid are a bit gay.

If we had promo pics taken I wonder if we’ve reused the USB flash drive that we used for Fekir.

Annoying but oh well. It never looked likely with Glasner stamping his feet.

It would be unsurprising if the Guehi deal fell apart. Not everything can go our way. He’s be half the price in January and we do have four and Endo even if it isn’t ideal. I’m really interested as to where we focus our squad building from this point. You’d think Olise would be a no brainer target if that clause if true.

Now with this fellas record of getting things the wrong way round that is not the best advice.

That is basically Bill Kenwright’s quote about us asking ‘What would Everton do?” isn’t it. Seeing this c*** lose his head is better than signing the actual player. Proper man baby stuff.