Rusty Shackleford

He has had absolutely phenomenal matchday support that he’d have been very unlikely to get anywhere else, whilst under the best manager in the league, for two years now. He’s nowhere close to being good enough to be relied on. I think he’s likely to get another year with sporadic starts and sub appearances we cash in for a 60% loss or an endless string of loans. If he was a £20m punt everyone would feel a lot happier about what he’s shown.

He only had 20 yards of space and a goalkeeper sprinting right at him down the middle.

This shower have lost all trust.

A friend of my neighbour has (or had) the registration plate ‘LOL 88’. Middle class white woman in her late fifties so it’s 50/50 as to whether she’s fully aware and a raging Nazi.

Haaland there showing Nunez that you are allowed to aim for the corner of the goal.

There was a newspaper headline in 1996 that read ‘Liverpool to Lob Pob a Job’. We didn’t though; he went to Man Utd.

It hits one Arsenal player hitting it deliberately and then cannons off another Arsenal player into his path. Not sure of the rule here but it didn’t look as if they were checking the pinball.

We are the net result of buying a series of attacking and midfield players who are s***e at putting the ball in the actual net.

What is his strength exactly? For a striker. He can’t finish, he isn’t intelligent, he has laughably little composure, he’s quick but it’s often to his detriment with his offsides. He has a s***e touch and can’t really hold the ball up. He is an absolutely atrocious striker/footballer who is right up there with our very worst buys for what we paid for him. Chaos is just another word for a lad so stupid and disorganised that he has no idea what he will even do himself. If he is was in any way the result of a data led approach we need to ditch that page as a spoiled batch.

He is an expensive experiment gone wrong. Whichever managerial candidate who wants to f*** him off at the first opportunity gets my vote. To look at the striker’s this football club has had in the Premier League era and compare him to that is utterly soul destroying.

Probably been sticking a fork into a toaster.

The only good thing about this end to the season is that it makes you ponder 'yeah well, maybe it is time for Klopp to go and have a rest'. We look to have bought players absolutely horribly since peaking a couple of years back. Almost every player we've brought in has been a downgrade on the lad he replaced.

Who would want to buy Nunez? The best we'd get would be a laughable loan to buy. No-one is wanting to outright buy the s***test finisher in the top five leagues (comes complete with free s*** eating grin).

The one season midfield rebuild went well didn't it? A singular real success in Mac Allister, a decent about par squad option in Endo and another £100m combined on two absolute wet wipes.

There must be some sort of Speed-like scenario where Dennis Hopper has rigged up the away end to explode if we score.

Do you think we are necessarily a better team than Villa? We may have better individuals but they look like a cobbled together, dysfunctional mess.

And that’s not ideal when he’s mostly s***e even at his very best.

I see it’s going well again.

I’m so f***ing fickle. I’m only a few more puff pieces away from being right on board.

Being s*** is much more tolerable with a nice Iberian accent. Being s*** with a Dutch accent is ten times worse.

This looks like the managerial equivalent of wanting a pound for the ice cream man only for your Mum to grab you a choc-ice from the fridge.

Come on fella, be just s*** enough to get the sack in 12 months time when we get Alonso.

If we are going to f*** it up it might as well be hilariously madcap. This club brought us a player manager (which went rather well), dual managers, two goalies signed on the same day and two mental owners at each other’s throats. Could we be the first to try AI?

Howe would arguably have less support than Roy Hodgson did walking through the door. They just can’t be that f***ing stupid. I refuse to believe we’d even consider him. The thought of it makes me think back to Gerrard and Carragher wanting Alan Curbishley in as manager.

Looks like an absolute disaster unfolding in slow motion. How far down the list are we going to f***ing go.