Jiggy Hates Jazz

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I was at Emirates last night: 1. Their support is loud but s*** 2. All they sing about is Spurs and all songs to the same tune 3. Emirates is a nice stadium 4. Walcott was very very good - Porto's full-back was s***ting himself all night! 5. Abebayour is a c*** - That dance and whenever a cross was about to be delivered into the box he'd be outside the box. The gooners that I was with reckon that he's thinks he's Henry. And, again, that dance!

Just heard on the Times podcast that Alonso was due to have dinner with Arteta after the derby (they're good mate off the pitch) but they've fallen out because Arteta got Xabi booked. Well in Xabi! Tell that dirty blueschite to feck off!

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Had some good touches and played well through the centre. Another good (but not excellent) day at the office for Dirk

Only Newcastle could appoint an interim manager for 4 matches who is banned from the touchline for 2 of them

Didn't have to wait too long. I'm not saying he's made it yet but he's shown more on the left already than anyone I can remember since Kewell's first season

Special mention for Albert today! Well played lad!

Kinnear revealed he did not apply for the job. "It was a call out of the blue to be honest," he said. "The fans are going to be disappointed. I am aware of that and I can do nothing about that. My shoulders are broad enough to take any criticism." here

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Exactly! What the feck do those two know about football/midfielders!

when not if?

Is right - FFS why are we so intent on hunting for scapegoats?

I was at behind the goal for that match and can remember seething about that miss! Unfortunately, for all the good things he did, whenever I think of or see Heskey I recall that moment in agonising slow motion!

What is people's problem with Arbeloa? The guy isn't gonna set the world alight and is no Rob Jones but, in his time here, I've seen him keep some feckin good wingers in his pocket, incl. Giggs, Messi, Malouda, Downing, Young, Cole (and more). He hardly ever c***s up and is a solid full-back but people don't want to give him the credit.........