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How quickly your words are made to look like so much s****
PhilM replied to matty's topic in General Football Discussion
Well Ferguson did say that Anderson was a replacement for Scholes. He's already got c*** hair, I'm sure the alehouse leg breakers won't be far off. -
Haven't you seen the film Wayne's World?
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If at first you don't succeed... ...you aren't Fernando Torres.
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So if Ricky wins, it's all down to some pictures on his phone of Riise holding his c**k?
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Riise's got history as a text pest hasn't he?
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??? What, in so much as he has a head?
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Surely if they just swapped him for Riise, that would be greater?
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Fernando Torres is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
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They say knee surgery, but they mean vaginoplasty.
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Boruc and Kuszczcak or however you spell his name are both better keepers than Dudek.
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Fernando Torres doesn't have to style his hair, it just knows it's place.
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Despite what MC Hammer says, Fernando Torres CAN touch this. Some people wear Superman Pyjamas. Superman wears Fernando Torres pyjamas.
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Fernando Torres gave Mona Lisa that famous smile. Fernando Torres doesn't read, he stares a book down until it gives up it's information. When Fernando Torres does a push up, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
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They say "you are what you eat", but Fernando Torres eats pussy, so it can't be true.
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He had a good point about the England players though. It made the likes of Cole, Lampard and since then Gerrard, Ferdinand, Crouchy et all look like proper bellwhiffs.
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He's got s*** hair though.
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Was Citeh's keeper really called Filip Mental? That's class!
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I don't get it. What's so small time about releasing a DVD of your team battering someone? We only don't do it because our commercial department is slower than Frank Lampard's metabolism. We'd sell a stack of DVDs of us beating Besiktas, it's just that no-one at the club thought to do so.
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Force him to be the next manager of Scotland.
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He needs to see those people who helped Shane Warne repopulate the top of his head.
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Second/Third/Fourth Choice Steve is free at the moment.
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