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Swap deal with Origi is textbook FSG. Zero Neto spend

That might be the best accidental Partridge ever

An absolute *joy* to see how bitter Jose is

Absolutely epic, tremendous! Such a deserved win

Such a Messi style finish too. The loan move is working out great for him

Maybe if he dyed the hair and beard black? Anyone got the photoshop skills to mock it up? If it works we could send it over to Jurgen to make the call

I would say not playing Matip at least means he won't get injured but that's obviously not true

Can't believe I hadn't seen this before - sensational finish

Pretty sure the Echo will manage to spin that one answer into at least two separate articles to hid behind pop-up ads

Evans with a no-look one too, the showboater

Superb performance. The job Klopp has done to get the squad to respond to this injury crisis is phenomenal. A statement win

Vladimir Smicer is obviously a club legend due to his goal in Istanbul, plus some other glorious moments like the last minute winner against Chelsea. So definitely isn't a 'failed signing'! But worth a mention here though because I think we never managed to find the setup to get the best out of him - nowhere near his international form, for example. I reckon he'd fit in brilliantly in this team - in a similar role to Keita. He was great at pressing, and had an eye for a pass and goals. He didn't have blinding pace and so struggled in a wider role. But with our current set up, with width from the fullbacks and the pace of our front 3, i think he'd slot in brilliantly in the midfield

Litmanen in the Firmino role

Igor Biscan! I mean probably not, but nice to imagine it all the same.

Nothing surprising there. Revolutionary leaders often come from the bourgeoisie

Not really transfer related, except that it's from a former hero of transfer sagas... Nice thread by Dr Zaf

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How come we only put 2 past these lot last week? Klopp out

Sheffield United seems a suitably hipster choice for Pitchfork. They've probably got an 8.4 review for Chris Wilder's Overlapping Centrebacks

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He got a couple in that ridiculous penalty shoot-out against Boro. But then even Mignolet scored in that one