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LMAO....and I guess while Babbelfish makes a good fist of Spanish, it doesn't do "Kevpissedish" !

Not even discounted stadium tours ? I may as well go to bed then

I'm hanging around until it hits the point where Kev starts promising tickets to any home game of choice for 2006/07

Yes......and i was too f***ing slow to Edit before you got to it

After how many San Miguels do you reveal to us that Ronaldinho is to be the final signing of summer 2006 and that is the business you are conducting in Spain ?

It'll be Bill Kenwright. First Dudek, now Rooney....he's gotta get some silverware into that trophy cabinet at Woodison somehow.

I don't think he is. For a start, I don't think anybody knows what his position is. In his career to date, he's been left wing, right wing, striker and played off the main striker. If we didn't have Kewell, Zenden, Garcia & Gonzales, then I think we could have done with him. But as we proudly possess all 4, then he's not needed.

Rooney also had a sneaky little kick at their goalkeeper early in the game.

John Hartson want to move back south

Didn't know they were that way inclined ...but the resultant offspring would have a great chance of making the grade

That has got to be one of the funniest (and fastest) pictorial responses to a post ever

I'm struggling to find any context in which those 5 words would fit.

If what Kewell did warrants a suspension based on Merk's report, then surely that is an indictment of Merk as he should simply have shown him a red card for foul & abusive language, or whatever. Or maybe he's not competent enough to know that he can do that after the final whistle ?

It'll be the pink shirts and extravagant ties.

Or Sunderland, who after all won the cup in '73 which is far more than Newcastle won in the last 50 years [ well, the FAIRS cup barely counts ].

First of all, I'm Irish, so I'm not particularly interested in OBEs, MBEs or whatever. But being an LFC fan, it is easy to get caught up in all of this honours nonsense and I get a bit miffed at the Sir Matt Busby, Sir Alex Ferguson and Barry Ferguson MBE or whatever mullarkey and it seems to me from a distance that there is some conspiracy against the city of Liverpool for whatever reason. Then I read this post "http://www.ynwa.tv/forum/index.php?showtopic=105227" about a forumite's brother-in-law killed in conflict in Iraq and I think, "what the f***?" , I think about Michael Shields and Stevieboy2k.........then I realise that it matters not one iota that Stevie G or Jamie C or whoever become part of this bi-annual pantomime of awards. Let's forget about "Sir", "OBE", "MBE", let's call them Matt Busby, Alex Ferguson, etc etc etc.....why get upset about Tony Blair or the Queen or some anonymous Civil Servants earning a salary deciding who deserves these farcical awards. Tony Blair placed the UK's troops in Iraq, yet on a weekly basis coffins are returning with little or no recognition for those fearless & brave souls within, but Barry Ferguson gets national press coverage ? There is something not quite right about that. To finish my rant, I would understand if Stevie G or Carra accepted some accolade or other from the establishment in the future........but for now, I would like to think that they don't give a f***, as LFC fans don't give a f***. They were brave men on a football field.....but I know that they are men enough to know that there are far braver men & women out there in Iraq or in other unfortunate situations around the globe. Rant over.

Ah, but that can be easily rectified by our magnificent medical team...... . . . . . . . . . . . .

So that's why we're not matching Chelsea's £35m bids for anything with two legs ! And I really wanted to blame Moores & Parry !

I seem to have that same immature side, because I sniggered as well when I saw it.

That'll probably be a "9" instead of a "10" then, in tomorrow's papers.

Joe Cole ?

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