Posted it in the Pennant thread, but here it is again: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay He got done for drink driving When he was just a lad The Judge he gave his wrist a slap And fixed him with a tag But then one day his dreams came true He moved down Anfield way And so the fans will have to see We all sincerely pray: Now Jermaine Pennant is a red lets hope he goes to jail less!