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He meant "white millionaires", though.

Good Jesus, Jimmy, you're not a Homeless fan, are you? I'm going to have to stop ing at your jokes if you are; say it ain't so.

As a parable, it works well . "And it happened that there was a great census of all the players at that time in England. And all the players were told to choose that player which was the shining player amongst them. And the Mourinhites were instructed not to partake in this great voting, and they did tear up the cards of voting they had been given, and that into very many small pieces, and did enjoy it." Pricks.

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Momo's 21, sure -- what's the age limit for young player of the year? Can't see him winning it anyway, I can't see anybody outside the club thinking he's player-of-the-year material.

Linfield are on some enormous baxtard of a run, though, aren't they, God bless 'em? Good team spirit about them as well, wouldn't really see Drogheda beating them. Has to be them (Gort an Lín) and Shels.

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Spot on. The Guardian Small Talk will do an interview with him in fifteen years' time.

He's a big bag of gee.

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Going for Owen there in the summer -- I know not everybody on here agreed with it but everybody at the club seemed depressingly united in their efforts to sign him. Gerrard's smile when he was asked whether we were getting him almost made me cry like a child.

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Capital! I mean

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