Flasher

Ironically, Slot gave him 34 league appearances this season ans 33 last season, the most he's ever had.

It's a random thought, but I like it.

They still think they can spend Pesetas or something? Ridiculous how skint that club is, can't even afford Rashford for peanuts.

Horrible shout going to that league. But on that goal blitz he did. I'm pretty sure he only touched the ball 6 times as well. It was insane.

C'mon, 6 points off both Newcastle and Everton was f***ing funny, you have to admit.

Dunno, but he's a f***ing cart horse

How do you know Queenswood?

A giant "Slot out" banner on the Kop and he'd be out. Failing that, dick pictures worked well before.

His name is too similar to Martin Samuel, so i'm out.

He doesn't. He's a 10, or a very forward playing 8. He's not the kind of wide player we would need if we want pace. That said. If we're happy to forget raw pace, then he'd be better on the left than Gakpo.

Friday I'm in love.

100%, he's a mercenary

I'm pretty sure head to head in that context usually means wins, draws, losses...

Not how it works i don't think. It's results, then away goals. We're the same. They don't look at goal difference or overall score. Skysports say this; How teams are separated if they finish on the same points Goal difference Goals scored Head-to-head record Most away goals in head-to-head meetings Play-off at a neutral venue

It's possible for CL spot to go to a final play-off game with Bournemouth btw. Imagine that! If we lose 1-0 and Bournemouth win 5-0. Edit, I see this is covered in match thread. I'm all for this btw, if nothing else it's another news story stealing the limelight from Arsenal

If I told you Klopp is coming back, would you believe me?

Ya Ma's Ocada

Exactly. Jarg just described Klopp

It's a shame the shorts and socks are not the same red. And both have too much white on them. They should be plain red, as the shirt is the star of the show with this design.

Cactus war

Yeah, but same nett result. Like I say, would have been more fun, but with all the other changes, we probably would have finished the same, i.e. no trophies. That's what I mean by not a season lost. Just a s*** season.

This is where I'm at. I think they want season to end, they'll do a review and he'll be gone. I'm actually ok if this is how it plays out. Given all the circumstances and last year's title, he deserved the full season. I don't think it's a wasted season, in the sense that with all the new players, with Jota tragedy and injuries sustained the nett result would have been pretty similar even if they changed manager half way through. We wouldn't have won anything regardless i dont think. But it would have been more enjoyable.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Enrique at City. The Maresca chat feels too obvious and too much of a step down.

Lol at some of the current players liking the post. Look in the mirror lads.

When did Cesc play for us? Was I asleep that long ?