The_Adder

He did it, he played for 5 mins at the end of the game, I loved him, he was nuts.

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Hes good, but he aint a patch on Pepe and you must have a crystal ball cause to say Reina is going to f***off to Spain like it is fact means you must have kido!

£10m or an unhappy keeper we keep sending out on loan to every part of the country and who's contract will run down to a bosman....??

Thats is f***ing hilarious!!

£10m for Englands numbero uno (and he could be that for the next 10 years if he can be arsed) I reckon we could get up to £7.5m for Riiiiiiiise, just cause he's scored some crackers and has a very solid 6 pack, obv the ginger hair means we wont get that probably, but there is still a chance as Martin O'neil comes accross a bit crackers when he's on the 'panel' on the BBC sometimes, so I'm still holding out a bit of hope on that score

I've spent 5 solid minutes looking at that post and I still for the life of me cant see the duck/chicken related joke/pun. I hate being thick.

So thats why the bill for their wages is so low

I don't know about you, but I think paying £27k a week to some guy we 'plucked' out of West Ham's reserves should make him f***ing delirious

Why the hell aren't you employed by the club?? You would think if we did have 'the best scouts in the world' someone would have picked you up by now

Shows what a good few years of practice can do :-) Cant fault the speed of them signings

1 out of 3million doesnt make him 'good'

No if you listen to Anny Road! Why o why would be pay £17m for Javi when Masch would cost the same (if you believe the figures in the media) and Masch is literally a monster

Yup, something like that, meant to be brilliant and is only 19... Not sure where he'd fit with Lucas, Masch, Xabi and Stevie (let alone Momo), unless of course Stevie is gonna be given that 'free role' on the right, but why buy him for around £17m when we could buy a striker, CB, winger etc which surely MUST be higher priorities?

Parry must have been dyslectic, I heard he crossed the i's and dotted the t's and thats the reason he was ooooh a bit s*** at tying up deals. NB: That isnt a rumour from a guy in the legal profession. If this rumour is true then AMEN!! We are signing the best defensive mid in the world IMHO, great, great news.

Yeah they stole one of ours homegrown players for £8m + a dodgy table leg. And don't get me started on Macca!!

Jeeez keep up to date lad!!

Tis very near. Jumbo Hot Dogs 75p each, Ice Cream 35p each, SHABBA!!

Wit.

Because he doesnt need to because his positional sense is THAT good. You can stick ya 'edge of the seat saves' up your a***, I'm take the clean sheets (record) thank you very much.

With them skillz we should play him on the wing. Top signing he would be, good age too and he's got some quality experience already. Him and Agger, if we went one up in the 1st minute we could just get them to pass it round for the other 89mins at the back, the other team wouldn't have a chance of getting the ball back. Tactics.

And I agree with you, love that team

There is no other goalkeeper on earth who I would swap him with, he is that good and not just that its his age!! Cannot believe how young he is.

And the award for the persons posts I most like reading goes to... Shows what a bit of thought and effort does. You don't have to include Pennant in there either (when fit). . .