Guy_Incognito

I really do have a bad feeling about this game. They've been playing within themselves the last couple of games and still getting results. I really hope that we do the feckers. There's more resting on this game than the last few years or so that we've played them. I also hope that Placcy doesn't get booed in the same way that other clubs have been cos of his exploits in the World Cup and that we at least wait til he does something to warrant it - it should only take a couple of minutes anyway. A cheeky round of You Can Stick Your f***ing Sun Up Your a*** to fatboy wouldn't go amiss either. Remind everyone that we don't just hate him cos he's an ex blue who turned Manc, but also cos he's a fecking traitor to his city.

I was in the year above Rob Hulse at school and my mate, Wash, gave him a black eye once. He used to have a very punchable face. He was in the same year as Mark Cueto who plays Rugby. We need a Sheffield United/Sale Sharks legends spotting thread.

I saw a blue Lambo yesterday that looked like it was driven by Fabio Aurellio. Let's see someone come up with something less impressive than that

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Have you even for one second considered the affect on my fantasy team FFS

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"Not only does he [Riise] have to play alongside him [bellers], he must congratulate him when he scores" I can just see Johnny thinking "I wish I didn't have to do this"... This one?

I got in about half an hour before kick off and it was bouncing. There was no let up at all. Kick off came and we obviously scored early on. I remember looking at the clock after 10 minutes and thinking "I'm not gonna make this" cos we'd all been giving so much it and there was so long to go. I was in the Kop about midway up on the right as you look up, and I don't think it crossed the line. But I really don't care. The Gudjonsen shot also came right at me. What a night

Rijkaard looks like he's gonna cry. Maybe he's seen his hair. Edit: He genuinely looks messed up

On another note, how rubbish did the Nou Camp sound? Let's show them how it's done in a couple of weeks.

I will begrudgingly accept that

I'm the same. In on my own and I was embarrassed about shouting "IT'S IN" for the first. Nothing compared to my reaction to the second.

ohmyf***inggod

This is a bit more like it. The Sky commentators are so biased they're not calling Bellamy 'Bellers'

Lighten up, Khanners.

Apparently Bellers swung an imaginary golf club in celebration!

f***ING HELLL

f***ing hell. Cue the Gerrard shouldn't be captain threads.

Close offside against Bellamy, Andy Gray "that was close, but a right decision" As close offside against Saviola, Andy Gray "that was close, Liverpool have got away with that one"

Bring out the formations!!

PSV are pretty gash, from what I remember of them at Anfield. I'm thinking of sticking an accumulator on the Glams, a***, Rent Boys and Barca with the thinking that if they all come in I'll get me some cash, but if any of them feck up then I'll be happy enough to forget about the measly sum I've put on. I'm just not sure how the Mockers will view this. And if I don't put it on having thought about it, am I then mockering Liverpool?

YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!!!!

There's some beauts banging on about it on Jimmy Hill at the moment

So then, we're agreed. Gary Neville is single handedly hindering the progress of Asians into progressing in UK - and possibly world - football. I'm just glad that someone has finally had the balls to say it.

I f***ing hate when people refer to him as the Manc Carra. He's not. He's a fecking dispicable c***. I know Mancs who hate him. Jaap Stam called him a busy c***, can you imagine anyone, team mate or not, slagging Carra in the same way? The Gary Neville diaries are so good cos they seem so accurate. He's a joke of a man who's only so loved by the Mancs cos he once had an article in the Manchester Evening News about how he hates Scousers and always has.