Guy_Incognito

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Christ I'd forgotten that. He seemed to take a disproportionate amount of glee and smugness whenever he said it too. Probably one of the first names on the sheet as well. The only one who played every minute at the last world cup.

A tannoy system, somewhere near Mike

BBC are reporting Tevez to the Glams now. And, from my time in the transfer thread on the main forum, I'm led to believe that that makes it just about nailed on

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I was told by a mate last night that we have £100m to spend and that £30m has been put aside for Tevez. I have absolutely no reason to believe that this is true, and I've no idea how my mate found this out. Even he didn't think it was genuine. Just figured I should pass it on for some reason. Maybe I'm still drunk.

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That's got f*** all to do with burgers

I had £10 on him at 12/1 after a tip from a friend of a friend of a friend who's a chef at Citeh! Oh you f***ing beauty.

Has anyone asked Davina Taylor if she wants to get involved in this here love in?

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Right the Spanish season's over WHERE ARE OUR SIGNINGS?!?!??

f*** me. Oggie and now Madrid are winning with 10 minutes left. They should have taken Beckham off earlier.

Beckham off for Reyes who scores with his first touch. No doubt it'll still be reported as a bad choice to take him off.

I may have mentioned this before, but he was in the year below me at school. Also in his year was the rugby player Mark Cueto. Here ends this post.

I find it all the more impressive that we've managed to win 18 titles in just 15 campaigns.

Who frequently goes on about being a blue and how he wants to play for them, according to a blue I was speaking to the other day who's a touch miffed about Sunderland apparently bidding for him

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I've a bet with a blue that we'll get Derby and they'll get West Ham. Whoever's closest geographically wins. Thought you might like to know

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To me 'futuristic' sounds like 'outdated and tacky in 20 years'. It'll be the Buck Rogers of football stadia. Except without that fit lass.

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- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager. - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice. - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager