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Who frequently goes on about being a blue and how he wants to play for them, according to a blue I was speaking to the other day who's a touch miffed about Sunderland apparently bidding for him

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I've a bet with a blue that we'll get Derby and they'll get West Ham. Whoever's closest geographically wins. Thought you might like to know

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To me 'futuristic' sounds like 'outdated and tacky in 20 years'. It'll be the Buck Rogers of football stadia. Except without that fit lass.

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- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager. - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice. - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

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It's gonna be Erikkson to city. I heard off a mate who's mate's mate is the chef at Citeh. Oh yes... And if it is, I get £120

With some work, and maybe a bit of luck, we can have this net spending argument of us vs other teams in every single thread. And each time it will show another team to have spent considerably less.

...with hilarious consequences.

I'm sure I recognise a couple of these fellas...

I remember coming out of the West Ham game a few years back and getting offered £20 for my stub, cos it was the one that you needed for the upcoming game against the Glams.

Only cos Slapnuts said it.

RIP 39

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Right I'm off the boozer too. Absolutely sh'itting it. Next time I'm on, the forum's gonna look completely different in one way or another.

That was a test run. We need to wait until you ask it and it's not a test.

Fecking hell, good spotting. These mockers are getting more subtle and hard to beat. They're like a virus.

This is rubbish. My legs haven't stopped bouncing around under my desk all day. I think it's worse than when you're actually there, cos there's no way I was this bad in Istanbul.

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This truly is ridiculous now. Got feck all sleep. On the plus side, if I'm ever gonna cheat on my missus I know to wait til we make it to the EC Final - she said last night that I'd not been myself for a week or so and really on edge. It's the perfect cover.