Hieronymus Bosch

Good post, Chewie (tho I could imagine seeing it from another perspective if the shoe were on the other foot).

Hugely important just to win that one. We could be historically good going forward once everything clicks into place, and that's clearly Slot's vision for the team. Disjointed and on the ropes at times but you sense that will improve once the new players bed in, everyone gets used to each other and the team moves on from the events of the summer. Plus Bournemouth were excellent and exposed us.

Same. Lovely girl.

Stick to plumbing

Pre-season YNWA>in-season YNWA

Weekend at Bernie's theory the most likely. Possible that I've mockered the whole thing into existence. Mea culpa ready to go on completion of Wirtz signing.

Seriously?

Aye. Just need to du a lippa faith and trust FSG on this one.

Publicly balkan at our offers and tirana get better terms but all a show for their fans.

Cornish wafers for me

Aye. Lack of police presence and people feel they're above the law. Do what they want because they know there won't any consequences.

Seems deliberate? (As in not a pissed-up driver)

Which one of you is Neil Mellor, then?

In Becker and van Dijk we are blessed to have not only among the best players in the world, but also by far and away the coolest. They'd have been dragging on Marlboro reds when I was a lad.

Well I'll go back to lurking.