Guy_Incognito

Someone stop him! He's using the mockers on us!

Paletta's injured, isn't he?

Good noise being made by our fans

I used to go to school with Rob Hulse. My mate Wash gave him a black eye. He had a very punchable face. And now he's fouling Jamie Carragher. That is all.

Nice of him to stick Carra at right back then, eh?

We were doing it for the season before that weren't we? I definitely remember doing it for quite a while at the Rent Boys EC Semi, to the Rafa La Bamba song before kick off.

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I know that if that was John Terry in that car park, there isn't a chance that Roberto would have chucked him his pipe of pringles.

There was a fella down in front of me (Main Stand) who had an Israel flag. He was waving it for a bit before kick off, and then I'm pretty sure he caught a smack. I couldn't get the clearest view of it, but the bizzies moved in and I think someone was taken out.

My bad self should be there. As should my dad's bad self.

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Did you manage to get through? Feck me it's been engaged all fecking day. My neck feels like it's gonna fall off from all the phone cradling I've done. Surely I can't just be so unlucky that I'm managing to ring just about constantly but still not get through just as someone's hanging up?

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I'm also in as that name. Should irritate the folks in my work league (I work in Manc, and my team name's always based on attempting to get the maximum irritation out of the glams amongst them)

This was a rubbish season. Every time Everton fecked up we did too. Huh? Champions what? Istanbul, you say?

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For some reason, the one that's always stuck with me is "Rush...GOAL! 3-2 Liverpool! Ian Rush gets his second!"

I've no idea to the answer (or what "this season" means for that matter) but I thought I'd throw it out to you people anyway... In London Spurs and Ars***l could do it, as could Chelsea and West Ham. Both Manchester City and United could also do it. Everton and Rangers could do it, but not Liverpool or Celtic. The only British clubs that could do it this season are Man United (who would probably prefer not to) and Arsenal (who have gone closest so far and are desperate to do it). It would take Everton and City the longest to do it. There is only one other British club that could do it. Who are they and what is it?

Is that YNWA in the background in the stadium?

"There'll be grease on the streets of Rome tonight, Mark"

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f*** me

"McVosa" Doesn't even work, that.

Ya fecking grass.