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Does anyone know the date of kickoff for next season? Will is be the 12th? I assume the Charity Shield will be on the 5th?

that was a great game, even as someone with no love for Boro I have to say I really enjoyed that. Cracking comeback (again!)

If he was stuck on a desert island with Old Trafford what 3 items would he take with him

thought clearing cookies etc would solve it but no - one vote only it seems f*** anyway Luis is winning

and a reminder to those of you watching at home that no English team has won the European Cup since Liverpool in Istanbal 2 years ago, now can they repeat the feat here is Greece... Liverpool against Bayern Munich kicks off next... cue music...

2 times? 2 f***ing times? get ta f***.

Scatmuncher...

rather spend it elsewhere on someone who's hunger and desire to play for the team would be more... £100k a week for a fat Brazilian? No chance

thought that sub was very rough to be honest. young lad n all, could have spared him from that I thought.

I'm not sure which is more worrying. Boukari talking to But Magazine or you 'reading' it.

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Regarding Fulham Chelsea y/day, didnt know who the commentator was but when he described Mourinho as 'the master tactician' I just thought, youre a numpty. Either he was revelling in the fact that he had to make a double sub after 25 minutes and was laughing at him or he is just an idiot, I dont know!

He's Fat, He's Blue, He hasnt got a clue, Stevie Bruce, Stevie Bruce.

For non Liverpool players Mendieta is deadly from the spot. Watches the keeper in the run up, waits for him to move and puts it the other way.

think Pongo should be one to be kept along with Crouch and Fowler Mellor, Moro and Cisse could go. If we sign a forward (or 2) I cant see Rafa keeping either of those big wages around in the reserves as it would seem to go against everything he has done with the resrve squad up to now - i.e. populate it with youth and get rid of the 20k+ a week merchants.

I'm guessing youre talking about Cole but who is the other? Del Horno?

man breasts?

Booing the European Champions? FFS grow up and get a grip on reality

yep - out of Newcs 28 games hes played ten. oh and by the way... Goal!

Maracana for volume. and the passion associated with the game there.

Arsenal earnt it. Chelsea bought it. and in doing so 'broke' every one else. Yes the Ar$e have spent big in some instances but it was controlled and relative to other teams more equal - their pursuit of Man Yoo was more admirable than Chelseas on that basis. I have a lot of respect for Arsenal. If any team other than us were the win the CL then I'd be happy. I do think that their (MU) constant singing about us is bordering on the desperate and jealous - 'we cant match them but lets be derogatory in any way' type of thing They should have more respect. But they dont. Telling in many ways I guess. Blood brothers with the blues****.

when I read the title I assumed he would be gracious in defeat and say Barcelona. He really is a bitter f***. I hope his last words are ' the ball was not over the line' Die you b*****d die were never more warranted classless odius c*** of a man. Maybe Abromovitch will assassinate the f*** or send him to Siberia. We can only hope. c***!

I'm so glad he's not our manager he is an odious c***. f*** him, he's well suited to the cockeys sh!tes. Cream always rises to the top s*** always goes south. Form is temporary and class is permanent so I've heard. Never more true than in this c**** case,

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