Grover

His cluelessness is vastly overstated. He is one of the most intelligent full backs I have had the pleasure, or rather the privelege, of locking eyes on.

Someone (possibly the official site) sent a tweet akin to "send us your favourite suarez moment with #suarezmoment". here is the result. https://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23suarezmoments

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Gerrard is an invaluable player to the team and his influence should not be overlooked. His mere presence in the team seems to galvanise the remaining players into a cohesive unit, whilst given drive and energy that can push the team forward even in the most hostile of atmospheres. He offers both mental and physical strength and should be the first name on the teamsheet whilst fit. His ability to play, successfully may I add, numerous positions across the midfield is an underrated asset to the football club and I forsee his usage in numerous areas before the seasons end. I hear he also cooks a magnificent chicken bhuna.

We share some similarities, but too many differences to share the same identity.

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Has noone considered that the dog could be the perpatrator here?

I have just discovered the joys of youtube, so I have spent my morning ambling through multiple songs of the modern variety. May I recommend "Wild Ones" by Flo Rida? Very catchy. On topic, the masterclass was postponed on wednesday due to the highly pleasing result, and the lack of time post match. Normal service shall resume tomorrow, as I am most excited about the game.

No. I will not be drawn into this game of fudging figures to make buys seem more value. I am not Harry Redknapp.

How much for Carroll and Downing?

Please untwist your underwear. It is just a link.

http://www.crunchsports.com/category/Soccer/Liverpool-FC-to-launch-bid-for-Edinson-Cavani-this-month-201201270007/

By Italian football agent types, are we meaning a man in a suit that spoke Italiano?

Whilst one must question the ludicrous nature of such a video, the article does provide direct quote which, i would assume, would lead to a great deal of legal trouble if the article was indeed false?

Whilst he isnt going to rech the height of our ambitions, I dont think he is a bad squad player to have. My biggest concern lately is his tackling, as he seems to have a passion for sliding through the back of opposition members outside the box.

I will be attending from distance. Looking forward to the occasion and I have a party popper unwrapped in case of victory.

He doesnt share many similarities with Babel, aside from being equally pacey.

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Oh dear. If his knee is as bad as suggested, he probably cant.

What exactly do you want a diagram of?

I dont think theres a purpose for a diagram in this situation.

Which descriptor are you denying? The meticulous, or the more defensive?

Incorrect - players like Casillas and Ramos are used to being the leaders in that particular dressing room and doing exactly as they please. It does not matter who is in charge at Madrid - if the players feel they are being out-manoeuvred they will react in such a manner. I dont understand your final point either. Rafa has a similar style of tactical approach, ie very meticulous and quite defensive whilst playing exciting counter attack football. Are you saying that he was incorrect to play his way and that it was "utter turd" to suggest that things could only be won his way? Surely that is the purpose of a manager? To be the man in control of a club and expect players to follow your commands? It happens in most other clubs of any stature throughout the world. This just smacks of being viewed from some very round, thick rimmed, tinted spectacles Im afraid.

Refresh my memory, but this is the identical Hleb that couldnt get a game for the Brum?

He probably had a taxi booked for town at full time. Those injury minutes necessitated a rush from Mr Carroll.