Grover

They arent assumptions, they are useful insights. The feedback I have received up to now has been rather positive. Just imagine the possibilities if I had a better view than whatever the camera angle of the day is.

As i always say, if the demand is there I will try my best to appease the masses.

I didnt realise it was a late kick off. Apologies. In game thoughts are a possibility in the future, but I would be wary of scattering my thoughts too easily throughout the thread and them being lost, as well as ruining other posters enjoyment of the match.

I know, I am quite heartbroken, and i dread 6pm on saturday afternoon when fans of Grovers Tactical Manifesto open this thread expecting to be treated to some fine pen-smithing, for alas it is not to be (50/50). My laptop has decided to turn its back on me so watching a stream may difficult, if not impossible. sad face. if the masses speak, special arrangements could be made though, i must admit.

It is my sad duty to announce to that Grovers Tactical Manifesto is only 50/50 for this weekends game.

we dont have two strikers unless youre counting kuyt, but im not.

Ah, clearly some sort of in-joke that I am not yet privvy too. Carry on chaps, carry on.

I'd just like to point out that Jen Chang is a guy, not a woman.

Well this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down! So id like to take a minute, just sit right there, ill tell how I became prince of my big wide armchair. Having been let loose from the patriarchal home I previously aboded within, I found the delights of kebabs, Kentucky flavoured chicken and the occasional deliciously topped pizza to be too irresistable. Nom, I would say, as I devoured the next slice. This pattern of controlled gluttony continued for roughly one year, during which time I morphed in waistline and athletic ability, neither angled in the correct direction. Soon however, it became too much, and the post pizza guilt was too much to handle. I snapped myself out of the vicious cycle, bought myself a bicycle, and proceeded to cycle my bicycle on a daily basis. This was handily augmented with Delia Smith's "Best Of...." cookbook, which facilitated the transformation from ugly duckling back to swan.

*whispers* Reo-Coker plays for Bolton *whispers*

The above is true. Having morphed from a young man to a portly gentleman and back again, I have transversed the boundaries between MEDIUM and LARGE on more than one occasion. The former seemed perfect for the lithe, streamline sprinter, but not for the average medium sized young man, whilst the large seemed to be inspired by a large outdoor wedding tent.

Doyle, Jarvis and Karl Henry?

If we're going for a mass deal I'd much rather Banega, Canales and Soldado from Valencia.

it has always amused me, and not in a pleasing way, that its perfectly ok to stereotype certain populations of the country, but abhorrent to do it to certain others.

My Hollandaise Sauce suggests it is indeed Lodeiro.

There are however two Teixeiras. David and Joao Carlos, both of whom we are in for.

Theyre the same person. It was Sow obvious we'd miss out on Sow as well, who's off to Fenerbahce for £10M apparently. Woe is me.

Anyone been watching Kristian Walsh's twitter? (click the link) All for publicity for this cause but is this the correct way to go about it? Kristian_Walsh Kristian Walsh BREAKING: Liverpool confirm talks with SSC Napoli over Cavani transfer; bid accepted by Italian club. #LFC #Napoli bit.ly/yxG5mw

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Is that meant to be a funny quip or you missing my point?

I have no idea on any of those questions - I was just pointing out that 17% on its on isnt much of a statistic if you dont know how much its 17% of.

17% of not a lot is still not a lot though.

What would they look at though?