Well, given the known Scottish proclivity for masturbating with vacuum cleaners because most jock women have faces like a bucket of smashed crabs, that might be construed as pornographic.
If that wwas truely the case then keepers would be the best captains never mind the fact that it completely misses the issue of the captain's responsibilities off the field in terms of morale. Just more motivation for Stevie to shove his foot down Chelsea's collective throat this season.
Now that you can't argue with. Has anyone ever studied the underlying reasons why it's football as a game that, it seems exclusively, suffers from these types of issues? It can't just be a matter of scale or tribalism.