Man Utd, the biggest club in the world

January 16, 2006

I'm sick of hearing this sh*t about ManUre. Where the hell did this laughable, downright inaccurate title come from? Even some Reds here say we are second to ManUre as the biggest in the country!

Nobody was calling them the world's biggest club before they actually started to win things again at the start of the 90's. In fact, before then they weren't even the considered the biggest club in England (although you'll often hear Mancs claiming the country recognised them as the biggest even though they were utter sh*te in them days).

How do 'they' measure size anyway? Is it their 'global fans'? Like the millions of Japs who once worshipped them...only to transfer their allegienace to Real Madrid once Beckham f*cked off there?

Number of fans don't matter at all, otherwise clubs like Napoli and Dortmand can claim to be bigger than ManUre because they get more fans into their stadiums.

The only true measure of size, greatness or whatever else you want to call it is the type of trophies you have and the number of times you've won the most valuable ones. And by that criteria, ManUre don't even come close to being the best in England, let alone the world.

WE are the biggest club in this country, and until someone wins more LEAGUE titles and EUROPEAN CUPS than us, we will remain the biggest. Only Real Madrid (and maybe AC Milan) can claim to be bigger than us, the rest, including the TWO time European Cup winners (ha!) ManUre can f*** off.

I hope we batter these c*nts on Sunday just to remind them and their deluded f*cking supporters that the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS are the greatest club in the land, and not them.

R A Softlad · January 16, 2006