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Ok.

 

In goal you've got either of the Rensembrink twins. Sign them both and nobody knows whether the one you play is in form or not or where is his biggest weakness.

 

Centre half is sound.

 

Cover for left back would be Olivier Giroud for £30m.

 

Defensive midfielder would be ideally of Uruguayan and North Korean origin, and thus would be impermeable to corrupting western influences. He'd pay us.

 

Centre mid would have a very high accurate-twenty-five-yard-shot-to-tattoo ratio, the highest placed one in the top twenty leagues if we can get him.

 

Up front would be Berbatov from a couple of years ago. Ken Loach would bring a strong dose of realism to improvised tactical switches too.

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But it is only improvement if the players bought add to the quality of the squad. Just spending money because there is a window is stupid.

Yeah. And you know what else is stupid. People who think that wearing jeans reduces fertility, also people vacuuming causes AIDS and people who believe hopping causes earthquakes.

 

All those groups along with the group you name are worthy of derision.

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Ok.

 

In goal you've got either of the Rensembrink twins. Sign them both and nobody knows whether the one you play is in form or not or where is his biggest weakness.

 

Centre half is sound.

 

Cover for left back would be Olivier Giroud for £30m.

 

Defensive midfielder would be ideally of Uruguayan and North Korean origin, and thus would be impermeable to corrupting western influences. He'd pay us.

 

Centre mid would have a very high accurate-twenty-five-yard-shot-to-tattoo ratio, the highest placed one in the top twenty leagues if we can get him.

 

Up front would be Berbatov from a couple of years ago. Ken Loach would bring a strong dose of realism to improvised tactical switches too.

See you've embarrassed yourself here. Not one mention of plucked eyebrows.

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In goal you've got either of the Rensembrink twins. Sign them both and nobody knows whether the one you play is in form or not or where is his biggest weakness.

 

The Rensembrink twins are fraternal twins so your cunning plan wouldn't work at all. If you don't even know this you should be nowhere near the scouting department.

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Chelsea recall Nathan Aké from Bournemouth with immediate effect.

 

The c**** just send him out on loan every season to beat us

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The Mancs getting £22m - rising to £24m - for Schneiderlin. He'll probably do alright for Everton but that's good business from united.

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The Mancs getting £22m - rising to £24m - for Schneiderlin. He'll probably do alright for Everton but that's good business from united.

Yep it is.. They often tend to get good money for out of favour players

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Yep it is.. They often tend to get good money for out of favour players

We got 15m for Ibe and 6 for brad smith

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We got 15m for Ibe and 6 for brad smith

we often got someone to pay us for Ilori apparently

 

did we ever sell Alberto? Or is he still on our books

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Pretty sure we even got money for Alberto

 

EDIT: We did! A reported £6mm from Lazio. In terms of value, that's more than £22mm for Schneiderlin.

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Pretty sure we even got money for Alberto

 

EDIT: We did! A reported £6mm from Lazio. In terms of value, that's more than £22mm for Schneiderlin.

wow, just looked it up. About 4m plus add-ons

 

although he appears to have made only 1 start all season

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Payet tells West Ham he doesn’t want to play for them anymore

Tbf he hasn't played for them all season

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That stupid homophobic chant the WHU fans came up with.

 

Swansea have signed Narsingh from PSV for 4mm. Wasn't he meant to be dead good at one point?

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That stupid homophobic chant the WHU fans came up with.

 

Swansea have signed Narsingh from PSV for 4mm. Wasn't he meant to be dead good at one point?

I know absolutely Narsingh about him

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