Robbie Keane finally hits the target

[Kahnee]

Seems to have taken him longer than it took him to notch one for us...

 

Robbie Keane was celebrating today after becoming a father for the first time, his spokesman said.

The Republic of Ireland and Tottenham Hotspur striker's wife Claudine, 25, gave birth to their 7lb 5oz son Robert Ronan Keane in a Dublin hospital today.

A spokesman for the couple said both mother and baby were reported to be in "excellent health".

Keane, 28, grew up at the opposite end of Dublin to his wife, a former Miss Ireland contestant and University College Dublin graduate, and the pair had been together for six years before they married last June.

[Chili Palmer]

Seems to have taken him longer than it took him to notch one for us...

 

 

I bet he was pointing and directing the mid wives on what to do, then misses cutting the umbilical cord.

[stressederic]

Unfortunately for his wife Keane spent an inordinate amount of time waving his member through thin air and missing the goal everytime he got anywhere near her box.

[Ethan]

Great............. another Dub in the world

[Walrus]

So that's why he was rubbish for us back in August last year...

[Hieronymus Bosch]

Is it too much to come up with a different Christian name? Wigs me out, that.

[Rory Fitzgerald]

So that's why he was rubbish for us back in August last year...

........or he could be seeking a paternity test - as you say, he was pretty useless around the box at that time.

 

 

 

 

 

Fernando was fairly hot and bagged a few away from home around that time though

Edited May 10, 2009 by Rory Fitzgerald

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Is it too much to come up with a different Christian name? Wigs me out, that.

are you neville neville ?

[floyd]

A spokesman for the couple said both mother and baby were reported to be in "excellent health", and the father is still a petulant cvnt

[Kahnee]