FAO StressedEric

[Spike]

Diouf caught stealing babies is probably how you'll read this one

[stressederic]

He's a complete c*** and a charlatan and he could be single handedly curing world famine with turkey drumsticks pulled from his a*** and I'd still hate him so much...

[Shirohana]

"What a lovely man . . . as you can imagine we have the pictures now all over our house"

 

OMFL

[Stevie H]

He's a complete c*** and a charlatan and he could be single handedly curing world famine with turkey drumsticks pulled from his a*** and I'd still hate him so much...

if he could do that i'd change my opinion of him. david blaine could f*** off.

[John am Rhein]

He's a complete c*** and a charlatan and he could be single handedly curing world famine with turkey drumsticks pulled from his a*** and I'd still hate him so much...

 

Great player though. I hope the rumours are true that he's returning to Anfield along with Sammy Lee and Nicolas Anelka in January.

[Knox_Harrington]

Great player though. I hope the rumours are true that he's returning to Anfield along with Sammy Lee and Nicolas Anelka in January.

YES!

 

Come home, Dioufy.

[Hassony]

would be an improvement on pennant thats for sure

[Leo No.8]

He's a complete c*** and a charlatan and he could be single handedly curing world famine with turkey drumsticks pulled from his a*** and I'd still hate him so much...

 

Not as much as the heirs of the Bernard Matthews estate would in that instance though...

[BG]

He's a complete c*** and a charlatan and he could be single handedly curing world famine with turkey drumsticks pulled from his a*** and I'd still hate him so much...

 

Good mate of mine works in Puma's sponsorship division - insists Diouf is a lovely bloke.

[stressederic]

Great player though. I hope the rumours are true that he's returning to Anfield along with Sammy Lee and Nicolas Anelka in January.

 

Feel free to set yourself on fire any time soon...

 

YES!

 

Come home, Dioufy.

 

And you

 

 

Good mate of mine works in Puma's sponsorship division - insists Diouf is a lovely bloke.

 

Then your mate is an acolyte of Diouf and a c*** by association.

[stressederic]

"What a lovely man . . . as you can imagine we have the pictures now all over our house"

 

OMFL

 

That's what'll start the housing market crash, just you wait and see.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

joshua Joseph Duckers...

 

I hope he's hard as fecking nails, because he's gonna have the piss taken when he's older

[stressederic]

joshua Joseph Duckers...

 

I hope he's hard as fecking nails, because he's gonna have the piss taken when he's older

 

Mainly because there's photographic evidence of him being hugged by Diouf.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

bet diouf gobbed in his face moment later

[stressederic]

bet diouf gobbed in his face moment later

 

Of course he did. The evil f***er.

[R A Softlad]

Baby gobbed over Dioufy apparently...

[R A Softlad]

joshua Joseph Duckers...

 

I hope he's hard as fecking nails, because he's gonna have the piss taken when he's older

 

And you can imagine it with a Bolton/Lancs accent... good god what were they thinking?