Jose arrested!

[DJS]

Mourinho has been arrested and cautioned by police after his dog allegedly left the country and re-entered without necessary injections, and Jose tried to prevent police from removing the animal...

[Spike]

and released onto the streets of London as well :lol:

[Bailo]

and released onto the streets of London as well :lol:

I pity poor London with Jose maraurding around again

[John am Rhein]

LOL. Send in the dog squad. Was Kevin Spacey involved?

[magneto]

wtf? is this legit?

[Spike]

To show their complete state of uninvention, what odds the chavs singing who let the dogs out? Jo-jo-jo-se on sa(dogturd)ay

[ManxRed]

Did he ever field the dog for Chelsea? Without the correct papers? I sense a 20 point deduction in the offing...

[Stevie H]

the dog is his emergency striker for the FA cup final. hence the urgency.

[ManxRed]

Stan Collie-More

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry. Really really sorry. Don't know what happened there...

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

That's a bit ruff.

[ManxRed]

Very paw indeed.

 

 

 

etc...etc...

[Andy Mac]

I knew it. He'd have won the league if he hadn't had let so many leads go

[Bootle Buck]

What's the dogs name?........................... Boulahrouz

[ManxRed]

What's the dogs name?........................... Boulahrouz

John Terrier.

 

 

 

I'm here all week...

[nvdm]

Didier Dogba.

[fyds]

Clawed Makele?

[matty]

Jose, whoever you may be

I have found your wife's doggy

I followed the trail of pee and dung

It all led to Park Ji Sung

[Stevie H]

Jose, whoever you may be

I have found your wife's doggy

I followed the trail of pee and dung

It all led to Park Ji Sung

[Guest 70400]

Mourinhoooooo are ya listening,

We heard that ya dog is missing

He thought you were gay

So he ran away

Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

[Ginu]

Mourinhoooooo are ya listening,

We heard that ya dog is missing

He thought you were gay

So he ran away

Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

 

John Terry is a w@nker

Bouhlarouz, he wants to spank her

Running along, eating Ping Pong

Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

[Tones]

I heard that West Ham have heard there is a problem the documents for Joses dog, and so are preparing a bid for him to replace tevez.

 

 

 

 

 

Coat please!

[stressederic]

Stupid whiny little bitch.

 

The dog's not much better either.