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A good lot of years ago, the D.U.P. in good old Norn Iron decided; in their wisdom; to close the leisure centres in the Portadown district, as it went against "the law of God"

Anyway, the next match after the council decision was taken was Cliftonville (North Belfast Catholic team) vs Portadown.

The Portadown fans were singing their usual, vitriolic, sectarian chants when the Cliftonville fans; to a man; started singing:

"We can swim on Sundays, We can swim on Sundays, na,na,na,na...na,na,na,na!

Started a full-scale riot!

 

Any others?

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Betis' president, the original Prince of Darkness, Manuel Ruiz de Lopera was interviewed on a national prime time Spanish chatshow in the late 1990's.

 

Playing on the supposed Spanish 'national' conception that Betis are everyone's favourite second team because their fans are funny and have the best sense of humour. Lopera waxed on and on with anecdotes about Betis' fans and their strange requests and quirks. One of the stories he told was the following;

 

Lopera was having lunch in a city centre restaurant with some other Betis directors when a Betis fan approached the table and said that his father, who was a Betis fanatic and season ticket holder for more than 30 years, had just died.

 

"Don Manuel, you know what it's like. This club is in your blood. Once a Betico, always a Betico. I can't let my father, God rest his soul, give up the habit of a lifetime and his one and only true passion," said the fan to a startled table.

 

Lopera expressed his sadness at the death of a Betis fan and told the son that everything would work out well and that his father would be watching Betis from heaven.

 

"He'll be much closer than that Don Manuel" answered the fan as he left the table.

 

At the next Betis home game, Lopera took his seat just before kick off and was chatting to the fellow directors and the visiting teams president when all of a sudden the fan from the restaurant stands up in a row just below the presidents box and wildly waving a tetrabrik shouted;

 

"Don Manuel! Don Manuel! Look! Look! My father's here. Inside here! Now he can watch the games!"

 

The idiot had put his fathers' ashes inside an empty milk Tetrabrik and took it along to the game.

 

 

The following week during Sevilla CF's home game the Biris (the radical Sevilla CF fans) produced a 20m x 10 metre box painted as a giant Tetrabrik and pushed it from one end of the North goal to the other chanting;

 

"¡Don Manuel! ¡Don Manuel! This is how you respect the dead!"

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Betis' president, the original Prince of Darkness, Manuel Ruiz de Lopera was interviewed on a national prime time Spanish chatshow in the late 1990's.

 

Playing on the supposed Spanish 'national' conception that Betis are everyone's favourite second team because their fans are funny and have the best sense of humour. Lopera waxed on and on with anecdotes about Betis' fans and their strange requests and quirks. One of the stories he told was the following;

 

Lopera was having lunch in a city centre restaurant with some other Betis directors when a Betis fan approached the table and said that his father, who was a Betis fanatic and season ticket holder for more than 30 years, had just died.

 

"Don Manuel, you know what it's like. This club is in your blood. Once a Betico, always a Betico. I can't let my father, God rest his soul, give up the habit of a lifetime and his one and only true passion," said the fan to a startled table.

 

Lopera expressed his sadness at the death of a Betis fan and told the son that everything would work out well and that his father would be watching Betis from heaven.

 

"He'll be much closer than that Don Manuel" answered the fan as he left the table.

Lost in Translation is a great film!

At the next Betis home game, Lopera took his seat just before kick off and was chatting to the fellow directors and the visiting teams president when all of a sudden the fan from the restaurant stands up in a row just below the presidents box and wildly waving a tetrabrik shouted;

 

"Don Manuel! Don Manuel! Look! Look! My father's here. Inside here! Now he can watch the games!"

 

The idiot had put his fathers' ashes inside an empty milk Tetrabrik and took it along to the game.

The following week during Sevilla CF's home game the Biris (the radical Sevilla CF fans) produced a 20m x 10 metre box painted as a giant Tetrabrik and pushed it from one end of the North goal to the other chanting;

 

"¡Don Manuel! ¡Don Manuel! This is how you respect the dead!"

 

 

Losta in Translation is a great film!

fyds

fyds

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'You're going home in a rather nice ambulance' sung to an injured footballer by some kopites who had just had a well-publicised payrise.

Des

Des

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we can see you holding hands - to the Brighton fans.

 

Great chant. Cos as we all know, everyone in Brighton is a PUFF!

ManxRed

ManxRed

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we can see you holding hands - to the Brighton fans.

 

I go to Withdean quite a bit and they have a few good uns themselves. At the minute, one of their best players is a Michael Owen-esque chap called Cox. His chant is "We've got tiny Cox, we've got tiny Cox", which is not wittily brilliant, but certainly made me laugh when I heard it.

Stanley Leisure

Stanley Leisure

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two andy gorrams, there's only two andy gorrams.

 

 

Everton to Swindon fans:

 

"Going Down, Going Down, Going down"

 

Swindon fans:

 

"So are we, So are we, So are we".

 

 

 

Great chant. Cos as we all know, everyone in Brighton is a PUFF!

 

 

Thats not just true, its science.

Stevie H

Stevie H

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daily mail journalist reported from the millwall - brighton match a few years ago that millwall's fans were singing 'sieg heil, sieg heil' during the match.

 

it was in fact the brighton fans singing 'seagulls, seagulls'.

 

the t***.

Snookie

Snookie

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You can find some quite funny and not so funny chants here.

 

Quite like the Wigan one sung in response to Liverpools 5 times song...

 

We've won it 2 times,

We've won it 2 times,

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We've won it 2 times...

Andy Mac

Andy Mac

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I think it was at Southampton last season after Liverpool fans sang "We won it 5 times......" They sang back

 

He smacked her 5 times

He smacked her 5 times

Djibril Cisse

He smacked her 5 times

 

NB. Domestic Violence isn't funny

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