Another unsingable song

[sutty]

Keep knocking it high to him

He'll keep flicking it on for you

What is is that surprises though

Is he's good on the floor too

Great touch for a big man (chest, left and right)

Does things no one else can (makes Rooney look s****)

His name isn't Rio, it's not Ashley Cole

Get him the ball in the box and he'll get you a goal

 

I bet that Crouch looks good on the dance floor

Just give him half a chance or more if you want to score

I bet that Crouch looks good on the dance floor

Dancing to electropop like a robot from 1984

 

I wish we'd stop long balling, because it's sending me to despair

There's more than 6 ft 4 of him but he's not that good in the air

Great touch for a big man (chest, left and right)

Does things no one else can (makes Rooney look s****)

His name isn't Rio, it's not Ashley Cole

Get him the ball in the box andhe'll get you a goal

[McBain]

Well, it's an improvement on the original if nothing more

[Stew F]

The chorus is class

[Bigal]

Please dont encourage him

[Cobs]

 

i like that

[Mike]

sutty you crack me up. love that refrain (chest left and right)

hahahaha

[anny road]

well done Dave..better than my effort, hence why i never posted it

 

i have one amendment which I will discuss with you next week

 

 

[Knox_Harrington]

That, my friend, is different class.

[RafaShanks]

Feckin superb. Better lyrics than the original

[Bigal]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Ostrich Man]

well done Dave..better than my effort, hence why i never posted it

 

i have one amendment which I will discuss with you next week

is it to do with making rooney look s****?

 

if not it f***ing should be.

 

 

and what are the things he can do that others cant? lick the dressing room ceiling?

 

 

bloody good effort (pile of w*** though)

[Rich Gobey]

that chorus is ace!

[sutty]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

 

I'm tempted to do another arctic monkeys one - though it's an album track.

 

Web clips from Beckham's disco

[Bigal]

I'm tempted to do another arctic monkeys one - though it's an album track.

 

Web clips from Beckham's disco

 

See d****eads, you encourage him and thats what he comes up with!

[Cobs]

an no there aint no Defoe, no Alan Smiths or Darren Bents

Just banging goals when the Red Man nets and

with the class of Kenny and ease of Georgie Best

 

 

 

just to finish it off, like.

[Ostrich Man]

he such a scummy man....

[sutty]

an no there aint no Defoe, no Alan Smiths or Darren Bents

Just banging goals when the Red Man nets and

with the class of Kenny and ease of Georgie Best

just to finish it off, like.

 

I like that. Except for the mention of Best.

 

With the ease of Eoin Jess doesn't work very well.

[Cobs]

I like that. Except for the mention of Best.

 

With the ease of Eoin Jess doesn't work very well.

couldn't think of anything else

 

 

i know he's a manc but he is dead now

[Bigal]

eoin jess? I like the fact you can whack him into a song

[Guest ziggystardust]

Well, it's an improvement on the original if nothing more

 

the arctic monkeys are a class band, excellent live with outstanding biting lyrics. Best band around including razorlight FACT.

[Stevie H]

Best band around including razorlight FACT.

 

the new signatures are just racking up today.

[Cobs]

Graeme Souness almost fits instead

 

doesn't scan quite as well tho

[Herbie von Smalls]

I like that. Except for the mention of Best.

 

With the ease of Eoin Jess doesn't work very well.

Gunther Netz?

[Stew F]

Souness scans if you throw in an extra syllable i.e. Sou-ou-ness

 

K.Y.artistic licence.S

Edited June 9, 2006 by Veggie Kray

[sutty]

It scans if you pronounce Graeme as Graym