Isn't it just like splitting up with a girl though. You really loved her, you thought you had something special together. However the last year of your relationship she didn't seem bothered any more. Despite constant reassurances her heart didn't seem to be in it. However she promises she will stay with you. All of a sudden she's dumped you for some flash spanish fella. Of course i'm going to be pleased when he treats her like s***. Leaves her at home prefering to go out with a fat Brazilian. When she comes back to England i say i'll take her back. She broke my heart but we were good together and we can put it all behind us. But no, she chooses a f***ing Geordie with no class but a fat wallet. So yes, i'll call her a cheating slag when she comes back to Liverpool and make her look silly. I'll make fun when her Geordie boyfriend doesn't turn out to be the man she thought. And i'll laugh my a*** off when it all goes wrong again. Especially as my real childhood sweetheart Robina has come back to me full of love. I know i'm beening childish, i know i should be mature and agree to be friends. But i'm not a big enough man. And besides this way is a lot more fun.