Duncan Disorderly
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That's straight in to the team material, that is. None of this loaning back for a season bolllocks.
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You haven't lived.
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When I was getting mine done, just before the local anaesthetic, the doc said "Just a sharp scratch", and I said "Aren't you supposed to say 'Just a little prick'?" True story.
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You know the way everything has shifted into an alternate universe since the death of David Bowie in 2016 and it all just feels unreal and off-kilter? That's us with this summer's signings.
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Nurse: "Don't get an erection, Steve." Me: "My name's not Steve." Nurse: "Yes, I know. MY name's Steve..." You haven't lived...
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Where's that shifty eyebrows emoji?
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It happened in both...
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Was it in another kind of dedicated establishment?
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It was the cough & drop test, apparently to check for inguinal hernia. Fingers & thumb placed either side of the groin just above the old lad & asked to cough. I think a priest did mine...
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If Newcastle insist on holding on to a player everyone knows can't wait to get out the door they'll look even more inept than they already do.
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Can't see Newcastle selling Isak to us before we play them.
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Nice piece before the game... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gm7n5j8vpo -
Nice piece in the Beeb before today's game. It's going to be emotional. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gm7n5j8vpo
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I was always a bang-average player, but I once scored a belter of a lob-volley from 30 yards, and scored a wonderful in-swinger direct from a corner. If any scouts had have been there I probably would've been signed up on the spot, only for them to eventually realise I was a spoofer.
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Do you say chips & fish?
